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Funny Rap Poems

These Funny Rap poems are examples of Rap poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Rap Funny poems written by international poets.

Rambling Mad
Madder then the mad hatter 
wearing a black bandanna, 
the  word spinning 
head scrambling 
lyrical attacker,
taking your  words 
and pinning them to the...

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Categories: rap, allusion, feelings, funny, imagination,

Rhyming Scheme
Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy...

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Categories: crazy, funny, humor, rap,

Find my glutton for this rap button to come sneaking up on em/
I’m pretty good at running so let me run it up on em/

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Categories: rap, adventure, art, engagement, fantasy,


On it, worth the risk to me
You must be kidding me
Why live to be
In nothing but misery?

Just like that instantly
Another epiphany
Seeing it all vividly

Never was...

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Categories: rap, dark, deep, life, poetry,

The Exemplary Love In Ants
It is heavy not to envy the harmony of loving ants.
So, we need to harry ourselves in hurry for helping hands.
Isn’t it funny the levy...

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Categories: rap, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Time To Blowup
Time to be that bore who smokes the weed.
Time to be that betch who takes the lead.
Time to be the nurturer somebody needs.
Time to be...

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Categories: crazy, drug, funny, rap,

Bitter End

I won't but I know some dummy will
Ya'll think it's funny still
Out in the country hills
F*** all these monthly thrills
People think money kills
But its humans...

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Categories: rap, dark, deep, life, poetry,

Poisonous Apple

You need to know
To each their own

Fast to treat you like cattle
Tempt you with a poisonous caramel dipped apple
Quick to pick a battle
Thinking I've been...

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Categories: rap, dark, deep, humanity, life,


While seeing lifeforms scurry
Heard it all from a little birdie
This morning the birds extra chirpy
Can't take too long, got to hurry
In order to make the...

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Categories: rap, dark, deep, heart, life,

This is rap

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Categories: rap, black african american, funny,

Premium Member Baby's First Rap
Written by Gail R DeBole
on July 19, 2021
Updated September 4, 2021

A baby who lived on a farm
Would coo and gurgle with charm.
She completely amazed
Her family...

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Categories: rap, animal, baby, child, cute,

Why Not

Don't blow up my phone
With nonsense
Such hateful comments
So quick to take things out of context

On a nightly basis, I smoke and drink until I am...

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Categories: rap, dark, deep, life, poetry,

Trash Talking At It's Finest
The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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Categories: rap, anger, art, confidence, conflict,

Sad Truth

Among the dirt and grass
Near and far from curving paths
It's proven, I don't need to determine that
Many once thought, the Earth was flat
People so quick...

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Categories: rap, addiction, dark, deep, life,

Bible Study
Hello, there. Rise and shine. I think I’ll call you Adam/
Who are you? Your creator. The maker of all you fathom/
You can call me God....

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Categories: rap, angel, bible, christian, creation,