teachers terrified
started out as qualified
now are nullified
My Horn Haiku of the Day.
Is Uniquely Qualified
What we have found out;
Is uniquely qualified;
Writes fantastic poems.
Jim Horn
Lost in thought between the Scottish mountain
where the cloud impregnates the mist
and sun rests weary hand
and would a Glaswegian superhero
be called Quality Man
Only With Qualified Person
Only with qualified person should consult,
When we will discover that the final result;
Had inspected,
And di-sected;
With wrong person did prove to be difficult.
Jim Horn
Trump Not Qualified Horn Limerick
Now why would I ever have lied
Trump is truly not qualified
When I looked at long list
His name I surely had missed
Not a citizen who does law abide.
Jim Horn
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I have a question
How qualified is he?
Is it based on how he looks?
Is it that I’m supposed to be your cook?
Are you hating on me because I wrote books?
Oh he got his own CD
I’m telling you he isn’t as qualified as I.
Your actions
Tell me
That you’re behind half of a century
Wow this mess is crazy
You got a degree
And replaced me
With someone half as qualified
All because we don’t have the same color eyes
Ooh we you can’t see that God made me
As qualified as anyone would be
He died for that you dealing with
More than a century ago.
Well Jesus is knocking open your do’
So you won’t be hating no more.