Quaalude Poems | Examples

Two Limericks For Friday

~ A Chopin Prelude ~

A young lass by mistake downed a Quaalude
Removed her clothes, played a Chopin prelude
   Male teacher at her peeked
   Then she let out a shriek
"It's not lesson time ~ Are you ever rude!"

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     ~  Yelp to the Rescue ~

Jeeves was driving Madame home in the fog
When he suddenly ran over a dog
   The dog let out a yelp
   A vet showed up to help
Limo's fine now he's put in a new cog