Two Limericks For Friday

~ A Chopin Prelude ~ A young lass by mistake downed a Quaalude Removed her clothes, played a Chopin prelude Male teacher at her peeked Then she let out a shriek "It's not lesson time ~ Are you ever rude!" ******** ~ Yelp to the Rescue ~ Jeeves was driving Madame home in the fog When he suddenly ran over a dog The dog let out a yelp A vet showed up to help Limo's fine now he's put in a new cog