Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Two Limericks For Friday

~ A Chopin Prelude ~

A young lass by mistake downed a Quaalude
Removed her clothes, played a Chopin prelude
   Male teacher at her peeked
   Then she let out a shriek
"It's not lesson time ~ Are you ever rude!"

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     ~  Yelp to the Rescue ~

Jeeves was driving Madame home in the fog
When he suddenly ran over a dog
   The dog let out a yelp
   A vet showed up to help
Limo's fine now he's put in a new cog

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Lindsay Laurie April 19, 2020 at 6:59 PM G'day Gershon … thanks for your wit this morning. I needed it - stay safe Gershon - Lindsay Gershon Wolf April 19, 2020 at 7:22 PM Well, the question for today is, What is 'wit less wit?' Heh, heh. Thanks, Lindsay!

Jan Allison April 18, 2020 at 2:26 PM lol GW - we can be stopped at any time for driving at the moment so the dogs are safe from me lol:-) hugs jan xx Gershon Wolf April 18, 2020 at 9:40 PM You should work p.t. as a dog-catcher! LOL... Apparently Eleanor Roosevelt, FDR's partner, tore up the roads as well. Take good care, Jan! :) gw

M. L. Kiser April 17, 2020 at 3:05 PM Ha, you've got to be careful. You never know who's looking; clearly it wasn't Jeesves. Gershon Wolf April 17, 2020 at 5:51 PM Wasn't the 'butler' either! LOL. Smiles, Gershon