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Two Limericks For Friday

~ A Chopin Prelude ~

A young lass by mistake downed a Quaalude
Removed her clothes, played a Chopin prelude
   Male teacher at her peeked
   Then she let out a shriek
"It's not lesson time ~ Are you ever rude!"

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     ~  Yelp to the Rescue ~

Jeeves was driving Madame home in the fog
When he suddenly ran over a dog
   The dog let out a yelp
   A vet showed up to help
Limo's fine now he's put in a new cog

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/19/2020 6:59:00 PM

G'day Gershon … thanks for your wit this morning. I needed it - stay safe Gershon - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/19/2020 7:22:00 PM

Well, the question for today is, What is 'wit less wit?' Heh, heh. Thanks, Lindsay!

Jan Allison

Date: 4/18/2020 2:26:00 PM

lol GW - we can be stopped at any time for driving at the moment so the dogs are safe from me lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/18/2020 9:40:00 PM

You should work p.t. as a dog-catcher! LOL... Apparently Eleanor Roosevelt, FDR's partner, tore up the roads as well. Take good care, Jan! :) gw

M. L. Kiser

Date: 4/17/2020 3:05:00 PM

Ha, you've got to be careful. You never know who's looking; clearly it wasn't Jeesves.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/17/2020 5:51:00 PM

Wasn't the 'butler' either! LOL. Smiles, Gershon