Two Limericks For Friday
~ A Chopin Prelude ~
A young lass by mistake downed a Quaalude
Removed her clothes, played a Chopin prelude
Male teacher at her peeked
Then she let out a shriek
"It's not lesson time ~ Are you ever rude!"
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~ Yelp to the Rescue ~
Jeeves was driving Madame home in the fog
When he suddenly ran over a dog
The dog let out a yelp
A vet showed up to help
Limo's fine now he's put in a new cog
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2020
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