Pygmy Poems - Poems about Pygmy

...Bully me, yours truly never ordained, gifted, or blessed with mien mean characteristic evoking, jump/kickstarting, representing, nor zapping friend or foe courtesy fiery intimidation if anythi......Read the rest...

...They say all men need a hero. Mine lived primarily on gorp. So, listen long and listen slow To the sad tale of Oglethorpe. He was bigger than a breadbox, Or a sly pygmy jumbotron, About as cl......Read the rest...

...I have a mini pygmy now Oh wow, I said. Oh Wow, oh Wow. I had no idea what a pygmy is. A pig? A puppy? A snake with whiz? It looks like a mini donkey he said. He must have gotten inside my head.......Read the rest...

...Revolution is a long word that no one should use lightly A revolution does not take place too often or daily In 1804, Haiti, formerly the Pearl of the Antilles Had a major revolution, which was a ......Read the rest...

...It's back to the wilds, for the unexplored Panama's island, Pygmy Three-Toed Sloths. Tree huggers, twenty hours daily, course, lots of trees. Four of a kind, their fifth, record as the smallest. ......Read the rest...

...Stricken with anguished nausea Written three years ago tomorrow, yet superimposed (likened to emotional palimpsest) upon mental state of yore recent post traumatic stress triggered courte......Read the rest...

...[Written to be sung, thus… Verses: roughly to the tune of ‘Ghost riders in the sky’ Chorus: (again, roughly) to the tune of ‘La Cacaracha’] * Wh......Read the rest...

...Negligent grooming habits unbridled Apathy toward mine personal hygiene i.e. relinquishing attention linkedin with bare toiletries, cuz I rarely spruced myself up nor never maple leave to cea......Read the rest...

...Give me back my pie little monkey said the ape man. I wish I could said the pygmy marmoset, waving a fan. You can! Said the ape man. And I want it done now. You don’t have to have a fit, said marm......Read the rest...

...As Siamese cat frightens the pygmy jerboa rat, So too humans under fate or destiny's habitat; I am chained; grab-hooked; the master-link is held by someone, Like a stray dog, I am pulled; dragged......Read the rest...

...The following initially crafted approximately three and a half years ago and presently brought a much sought after surge of satisfaction while meandering along the information superhighway. Pangl......Read the rest...

...PARANORMAL Zeny Yokel Xeno Wizard, Woolley headed Voodoo, Vagabond Unicorn Tyrant Stupid, Surreal Robot Quirk Pygmy, Pixy, Polygamy Oberon Nar......Read the rest...

...Booth made famous on April 15th, MDCCCLXV... Sic semper tyrannis ad mortem ("Thus always I bring death to tyrants"). Ever since early forerunners of twenty first century mankind (sprinted ......Read the rest...

...The universal worm has got some competition now, since ‘Sandy’ took me out to Bateson’s dam. This don’t include the ‘whitchys’ we get in a broken bough, nor ‘scrubbies’ on the hooks we have to cra......Read the rest...

...Huge life like mockup rigged up to bark dare buzzfeed outsize monstrosity diet coke, McDonald's and meatloaf pet banality, execrable, and misogynistic words greets visitors at formerly named M......Read the rest...