I'm not even a poet, just a petty rhymer.
When starting a new verse, first thing I do is grab a timer.
And if writing the new verse takes more than five minutes flat,
I say, "Okay, that's about enough of that!"
And then I go back to reading my "How to enjoy your retirement" primer.
Grab some cheese, some crackers, and some wine;
then, sit back and read this rhyming verse of mine.
And if, as you quaff,
you're never inclined to laugh?
Let's just say, it's because I'm an old punster in decline.
Categories:
punster, poems, poetry, poets, write,
Form: Light Verse
Poem Prankster and Punster
Idiot blasphemous educated, ignorant and fool
Garbage, trash bloody virus and stool
What they are teaching and what are we learning?
Are we humans and how can we sell our manners for earning?
Evil is laughing at us and playing his flute
Where is the Law and why the Law is mute?
Categories:
punster, bullying, business, child abuse,
Form: Couplet