I'm not even a poet, just a petty rhymer

I'm not even a poet, just a petty rhymer. When starting a new verse, first thing I do is grab a timer. And if writing the new verse takes more than five minutes flat, I say, "Okay, that's about enough of that!" And then I go back to reading my "How to enjoy your retirement" primer.
Grab some cheese, some crackers, and some wine; then, sit back and read this rhyming verse of mine. And if, as you quaff, you're never inclined to laugh? Let's just say, it's because I'm an old punster in decline.
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April 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
rye me.....no....i'll take a vodka.....stan
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