Driving Home Woody
...Everyone seems ashamed of their nudity
I blame it all on the mayor of prudity
BUTT if she weren't so plump
she'd be flashing more rump
and more men would be driving home woody...
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Categories:
prudity, appreciation, clothes, french, nostalgia,
Form: Limerick
Why Do They Call You Prudish Judith?
...Hey Jude
I thought you were a prude
Hey Judith
I heard them call you prudish
Are you shy?
Is that the real reason why?
Hey Judith
Is that why they call you prudish?
But damn
When you’ve had ...
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Categories:
prudity, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form: I do not know?