Funny Pot Poems
These Funny Pot poems are examples of Pot poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pot Funny poems written by international poets.
Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold
Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold
alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to some tropical island
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Categories:
pot, adventure, angel, appreciation, blessing,
Ode to Pot Holes
Oh gaping chasm of misfortune
A sign of council extortion?
Roads not fit for purpose
Driving makes us nervous
Neglect of civil responsibility
The cause of such hostility
Oh pot hole
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pot, car, corruption, england, funny,
The Story of the Pot and the Kettle
Fresh upon the morning grove,
With day becoming hot,
And sitting there upon the stove,
A kettle and a pot.
The kettle blew and lifted high,
And poured into the
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pot, food, fun, funny, morning,
Dragon Stew Edited
“Dragon stew! “I exclaim “Oh what a funny name
There is no such thing as dragons Aunt T
So dragon stew simply just can’t be”
Aunt T laughs
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pot, 3rd grade, anxiety, bible,
Mister Pot Holder
I have held my last pot of hot soup
I've come to the end of my threads
Befraggled and muffed
Bedraggled and fruffed
A raddled cloth corpse that's dead
Frayed
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pot, change, dog, funny, humor,
The Pot I Got
A plant in a pot so fantastic
I watered for months like a spastic
'till the day that I found
to its pot it was bound -
that plant
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pot, betrayal, caregiving, funny, giggle,
Stirring the Pot
There once was a bard with no money
Whose poetry flowed like sweet honey
But his bag of prose tricks
Contained no Limericks
His phrases weren't witty or funny
So
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Categories:
pot, appreciation, humorous, poetry, writing,
Melting Pot In December
Our annual sisters dinner at the Melting Pot. We pay to cook our own food. The shopping done by the restaurant. We climb into a
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Categories:
pot, food,
Pet Pot a Potty
Pet Port A Potty
I took a walk in the city today
to try to pass the time away.
Saw lots of people walking too
stepped right in a
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pot, funny,
Pot
eight thirty,
i spin and find my center,
you talk about the weather,
he smiles, and i remember.
you stand and make me sweat.
he wants to make a bet
i
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pot, adventure, confusion, fantasy, funny
Uncle Fester/Lester's Pot Roast
I'll need the first few lines...
to set this up for you...
and once again, my word,
this really is quite true...
a co-worker at my last job,
a part-timer
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pot, food, funny, on work
In Search of Desi's Pot of Gold
When Desi Lou was little an obsession she did speak
Of beautiful bright colored rainbows
As many colors as one could seek
Every time a rainbow appeared; Desi
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pot, daughter, funny, love, beautiful,
Pot and Kettle
“You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips,”
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pot, funny, life, music,
Tea Pot
I believe a tea pot circles the solar system.
And within that tea pot is my genie God.
The God that hears all our petty prayers.
The God
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pot, faith, funny, hope, inspirational,
The Kettle and the Pot
The fire is under us both.
"The POT is black", the kettle confides.
"The kettle is hot", answers pot.
"I have carotts inside here", says POT.
"Potatoes aer my
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Categories:
pot, funny, introspection, love, mystery,