Podiatrist Poems - Poems about Podiatrist

... When Gus returned into the room Penney was beating the crap out of Silky! Apparently he and Vatican 2 podiatrist "Peter" had struck a prostitution deal involving San Francisco. Penne......Read the rest...

...Last night I had a vivid nightmare, When I awoke, I'd lost all my hair. It lay in a pile on top of my bed, Wish I knew how it vacated my head. The very next night, I had the same dream. When I......Read the rest...

...We had just started dating when you locked you keys in the car. The window was cracked so I shoved my arm in. I couldn’t reach the door lock since my arm is straight. So I broke my arm in an L sha......Read the rest...

...Ha ha a hullabaloo shouting hurrah is neither a hooked hippo nor a hollering hake. So dive into the deepest depths of an ocean globe and always wear a pretty apron or a pair of skin tight leather tro......Read the rest...

...Ophthalmologist Checked eyes Have styes Proctologist Drop drawers Up yours Plastic Surgeon Replace Plain face Gastroenterologist Pass gas No class Dermatol......Read the rest...

...heavy legs cannot tell a lie yellow spots with wings reveal the most truth visions of black has a punch that can knock you back into reality when the hand is in a toilet stool full of soggy wet us......Read the rest...

...Waiting to See the Podiatrist By Elton Camp To the podiatrist office I had to go To get some help with hammer toe The waiting room was crowded that day But yet another patient came their way......Read the rest...