Mary hiked up to Pipi Springs
With hope of seeing pretty things
A little tinkle
Became a sprinkle
When all she saw were ding-a-lings
2nd Verse
Contributed by Jan Allison:
To Mary their antics were shockin'
blokes certain all had their cok in
some folk they were nude
their bonking was lewd
if unlucky a baby their clockin.
Categories:
pipi, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Can you hear the echoes of the ocean -
The screams of the cooking pipi shells,
The sadness of 52 hertz whale,
The craziness of the king tides,
The eternal love of the cute little crabs?
A little piece of seaweed wants to scream
And yell
And tell the world it is happy.
It wants to push
And pull the tides of life;
Let itself melt into a luscious green.
It wants to fight,
Fly and swim- detaching from the sandy soils,
Letting the ocean currents lead it to paradise.
It wants to dominate,
Feel how it must be like to be a precious pearl,
Living in its exclusive, own shell
And warm itself in the ultimate happiness that is slumber.
Categories:
pipi, cute, fun,
Form: Free verse
Professor Pipi was an ornithologist
He kissed a girl with a curl and named her Just kissed
She was a bard of Lepidoptera
Wrote an epic on Zeus and Hera
Pipi read it and fainted and went to play whist
Professor Pipi /Limerick Copyright © Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 16 November 2014
Categories:
pipi, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick