Three Little Piggies - Updated
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy came clean at a press conference
Confessed, "No matzo balls in my genome"
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Categories:
piggies, animal, literature, silly,
Form: Light Verse
A Pigtionary of Piggies
There are piggies of The Woods,
there are piggies of The Sea.
Not all piggies are equal;
this is clear to me.
There are piggies who sing -
and they make a lot of noise.
There are piggies - stuffed animals;
it's clear they're simply toys.
There are piggies who are GLAM,
there are piggies who are DRAM,
there are piggies who simply are TRAGICAL.
But
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Categories:
piggies, animal, art, books, character,
Form: Rhyme
Piggies Have a Bad Wrap
Ever wanted to snuggle
A cute little piggies with their stubby flat nose
Piggies have a very bad wrap
Probably because they're ugliest beast on earth
But they still have redeeming factors
For instance they make a tasty pork roast
Around the table on a happy occasion
Such joy to family get-togethers
Secondly they are happy to sacrifice
Their ugly existence to make us
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Categories:
piggies, fate,
Form: Free verse
Piggies
Twelve steaming appetizers, artistically set.
Seven sea morsels in a bird's nest net.
Great pies of meat cooked in butter and sweat.
Puddings and pastries and a heart-thumping bet:
That you'll eat to live in and live to eat out,
And never see your little piggies wiggle, twist and shout.
The steering wheel gets closer every time you drive,
Huffing, puffing, car
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Categories:
piggies, abuse, addiction, candy, chocolate,
Form: Rhyme
Piggies
All these little pale pink piggies
prancing through their straw floored pen
sniffing and snorting
with little smiles under their snouts!
Tufted, tiny tails bouncing in the air!
Sharp, dark, twinkle eyes!
Oh, can I love bacon looking
at these wee faces?!
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Categories:
piggies, animal, conflict, feelings, smile,
Form: Free verse
Bad Little Piggies
This little piggy never came through
I come in for an interview,
Everything is pleasing,
Without explanation you leave the table.
And start to make a pizza?
I'm leaving you right now..
As I get in my car,
I see you run out to get me,
To late buddy, you went to far.
This little piggy wants hard work from you
I drive
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Categories:
piggies, funny, history, hope, life,
Form: I do not know?
One Little Two Little Three Little Piggies
One little pig built his house out of ---STICKS
Another little pig built his house out of straw
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Categories:
piggies, animals, funny, hope, lifehouse,
Form: Free verse