Two happy phat cats roll around in the meadow
Gathering pollen and dust, and asking “so?”
Their temperaments placid, their eyes all aglow.
Watch them skedaddle when machine comes to mow
They wag their tails in the happiest friskiest way.
We watch them until they are out of sight end of Tuesday.
Loving their confidence, their moves and sashay.
Two happy phat cats, loving themselves every day.
Categories:
phat, cat,
Form: Rhyme
Joyful phat gram with her cheeks so full
Was eating up an entire grape jelly roll
We did not say a word as she fed her cheeks
She fell and rolled down the hill for several weeks
Categories:
phat, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
I shall mould thee
Saidth the board
To be adorned
Forever and ever
Red pigment
Which with
Cement looks like
Clay
I shall mould thee
That ye shall stand
Forever
Throughout eternity
Forever and a day
Georgia an alkal
Fiber mesh
The winds and rain
Stand to ah-test
Wakes and Papahanaumoku
Shall recreate the world
to bring it to anew
Bonus beneath me
The name of earth
Annada the dieti
To have birth
Thin stone veneer stone
A boarded tyveked Cobb
To pompous and arrogant
Like a snob
Kaulu the trickster
To ah-test
Of it's beauty one
Must confess
Each corner
Supports the other
Under a storms
And sun
Each day a new day
We as one
Categories:
phat, business, creation, culture, dance,
Form: Ballade
I shall mould thee
Saidth the board
To be adorned
Forever and ever
Red pigment
Which with
Cement looks like
Clay
I shall mould thee
That ye shall stand
Forever
Throughout eternity
Forever and a day
Georgia an alkal
Fiber mesh
The winds and rain
Stand to ah-test
Wakes and Papahanaumoku
Shall recreate the world
to bring it to anew
Bonus beneath me
The name of earth
Annada the dieti
To have birth
Thin stone veneer stone
A boarded tyveked Cobb
To pompous and arrogant
Like a snob
Kaulu the trickster
To ah-test
Of it's beauty one
Must confess
Each corner
Supports the other
Under a storms
And sun
Each day a new day
We as one
Categories:
phat, business, creation, culture, dance,
Form: Ballade
He was all fancy phat and pinky pink
Dancing a jig with a kick and a clink
Kicking off mud in a priggish way
A pig who liked dancing at the end of day
He was a marvelous companion, it is true
We liked everything about him said my friend Boo
A pig who was all that, and fancy phat!
I invited him to the wedding of my Siamese cat.
Categories:
phat, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
She was wearing a cabbage frock and a cabbage hat
It was so verdant green yet she looked quite phat
I think the orange carrot necklace was the deal
That made her look pretty today next to the wagon wheel.
Categories:
phat, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
With an Ovation of peers and fans
he stood and smiled."non Best:but
me" he said looking at those who
wished to dethrone him. He than
promised every person to the right
of him a tommorrow. He said that
there defeat might cause them
depression and those that would regress
to vinacat there yesterdays might that
same vinadation allow him to reclaim
that which he would
reearn. He swore by the Genius of his
mangment and and praised those who
beleived in C4H2L. ( the formula of success).
No fool in Literary matters: "might the book
be witten that the scribers wish to write"! The
challenger before me shall meet defeat.One
most make the podium; one most walk up to
the stage to perform main eventers and paper geeks.
The trophy represents the champion. Challengers beware!
Digital Takeover! Coda! Coda! Coda!
Categories:
phat, music,
Form: Free verse
Phat argyle cat so furry and fine
Your diamond plaids are right on time
In pink and gray, you may simply dine
On kibbles and bits, chased down with kittish wine.
Categories:
phat, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
they supped on Bjurholm
drank Kumis
dined on haggis
and rubbed down
with sassafras oil
some made dessert from ackee fruit
and had puffer fish and shark fin soup
what word of satan they spoke
that they are evil and vain
there vanities covered by
thongs of
Xinjiang
and cursed all that forbade there way
of loving
they made fun of the foolish
and cursed the wisdom of
yesteryear
they summoned evil spirts
and did forbidden dances
to music which
praised the acts of whores
and whoremongers
they triffled the need of
husband and wife
and cursed those who wished
them to save and be healthy
they were evil before one another
and evil with one another
they made images to those
who would be appulled
and were fools for doing so
as a cloud from there our bodys
made them gag and repent
they sopke dogs as mens mothers
and there acts of procreation
and of what was
the female dogs meant to them
Categories:
phat, anniversary, boat, bullying, celebration,
Form: Ballad
His picture was fake, but she was truly PHAT,
Liking her, he messaged her to chat back ASAP.
While chatting, she was shown the guy's true image: “WTH?”
she texted back to her gal pal, throwing in - SMH.
Acting all nice, she told the guy, “BRB.”
Privately she was wearing a BEG.
He believed for a short while that the girl was simply AFK.
Instead that PHAT ended up completely MIA.
March 25, 2021
for the Acronyms In Couplets Poetry Contest of L. Milton Hankins
PHAT = Pretty hot and tempting
ASAP = As soon as possible
WTH = What the heck?
SMH= Shaking my head
BRB = Be right back
BEG= Big evil grin
AFK= Away from keyboard
MIA = Missing in action
(I tried to match syllable counts per individiual couplet pairings, with the PHAT of the last line counting as four distinct syllables)
Categories:
phat, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Phat chach I love you cuz I j u z, does;. -Urban Hood Language
Fat chance for I love you because I just do. -Engish (Common) Language
12/20/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
Categories:
phat, analogy, love, meaningful, word
Form: Free verse
When I call the cool girls phat, they think I'm calling them fat.
They get very offended and angry when I call them that.
When I call them phat, they won't go out with me anymore.
Last week a girl broke my nose when she slammed the door.
Some of the girls kick me in the crotch and others poke me in the eyes.
They get confused by what I say and now I'm a man who is despised.
Yesterday a girl broke out my teeth with a hammer and then she called me a rat.
If you want to succeed with the ladies, take my advice and don't call them phat.
(This is a fictional poem.)
Categories:
phat, funny, humorous, me, girl,
Form: Rhyme