PETE THE PERCUSSIONIST
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There once was a drummer named Pete,
whose rhythm was funky and sweet.
He dreamed of the stage,
a rock star despite his age.
His sticks, though, were clumsier than his feet.
He practiced with pots and with pans,
in hopes of a life with great bands.
With a crash and a boom,
he shook up the room,
Wishing for a gazillion and one fans.
He donned leather pants, shiny and tight,
and shouted, "Tonight, I’ll be outta sight!"
But when he would play,
the crowd ran away,
He understood ‘twas rock star’s plight.
Categories:
percussionist, 12th grade, humorous, music,
Form: Limerick
I once wrote a sonnet for a pointless percussionist.
Telling him he is lucky to be getting them at an early age.
A fool was I neglecting his nonchalance with my heart.
I once wrote a sonnet for a dull director.
Telling him he haunts my dreams with his graceful tunes.
A fool was I wasting my skill on that opening line.
I once wrote a poem for an admirable athlete.
Telling him his words echo down the street.
A fool was I asking for more than he ever cared.
A fool am I explaining this misuse of time.
Telling him how he will be related to the movies. And thus,
I am writing a poem for a mesmerizing manager.
Categories:
percussionist, for him, sad love,
Form: Free verse
I.U= 20013
A. Area Quad Caff Cout
B. Etiquette and refinement
C. Kessler Kamm Grouse
D.Squeezing oranges and lemons for drinks
II. Orchestra
A. twelve bassoonist
B chelloists and Violens
C. Flutist and Clainets
D. Electric and acoustic guitars
E. Percussionist
III.
A. Narrow
B. Broader
C. Thinner
D.Thinnest
E. Veage
F. vanished
IV.Gaussian
A. ^=V/f
B.F=256 Hz
C.V/1
D. 0=9+0=00=90+0-0
C8H11NoZ + C10H1ZN20 + C43H66N!201252
Categories:
percussionist, business, career, clothes, culture,
Form: Ballad
Rhyme and rhythm sing
Past poetic percussion
Ever beating Time
Categories:
percussionist, on work and working,
Form: Haiku