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Funny Penguin Poems

These Funny Penguin poems are examples of Penguin poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Penguin Funny poems written by international poets.

Dear Penguin

Adelie penguins,
dear little things,

black on your backs, 
black on your wings,

round white tummies
and flat pink feet,

your waddle is funny 
and so is your squeak.

When you...

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Categories: penguin, animal, nature,

Two Hungry Little Penguins

Two hungry little penguins
Both eager for their nosh,
One penguin’s name is Splish,
And the other one’s called Splosh.

Two hungry little penguins
Each holding out their dish,
I wonder...

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Categories: penguin, animal, bird, cool, cute,

The Parable and the Penguin

All the world a stage
Our love not left on a shelf
Waters edge, in spades

Written in stone, ring
Waddle waddle kind of swing
Will you marry me

As we...

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Categories: penguin, beach, beautiful, best friend,

Billy the Penguin Finds Love

In a universe far far away
There lived a penguin, whose thoughts did weigh
Heavily on his mind.
He thought of a vast array of things big and...

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Categories: penguin, cute love, feelings, first

Billy the Penguin Adds Insult To Injury

Billy the penguin went to the dentist 
because he didn't take care of his teeth, 
All brown and yellow like a fungal growth on your...

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Categories: penguin, absence, funny, goodbye, health,

Pretty Little Penguin

PRETTY LITTLE PENGUIN…
LOOK AT YOUR BLACK AND WHITE SHINY COAT.
LOOK AT YOU GLIDE ACROSS THE ICE.
YOU ACT AS SWEET AS SUGAR AND SPICE.
WHO KNOWS MAYBE...

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Categories: penguin, funny, imagination,

Penguin Poet

Penguin Poet 
Penguin Poet 
 
The Batman was standing to the side of the bumbershooter looking askance at 
the penguins' aide so intent was the...

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Categories: penguin, fantasy, children, funny, nostalgia,