Is it pandering?
Is it pandering?
Will camo hat with name do them any good?
Next will be the dead deer draped across the hood.
ha ha
I just thought of something stupid. Deer can't read.
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Categories:
pander, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Pander Michigander With Pander
what we will pander
may be a Michigander
gets up her dander
Gretchen Whitmer
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Categories:
pander, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Pander Slander
An incredibly bad cartoon
Shows the wife beneath a tycoon
Though inopportune
She will see at noon
Solicitor Peter Balloon
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Categories:
pander, word play,
Form: Limerick
Pander Pander and Plunder the Bin
“Now listen to Nanny, while the nurse gives you a shot.
I’ll tie your hands fast, so you can’t throw a swing.
Potion injected will tend to burn hot.
Like and consider all people. And now go into the ring.”
“Would you like to come and stay at my neighbor’s house?
Partake of his food and sleep in his bed?
You
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Categories:
pander, political,
Form: Rhyme
Pander Republicans With Gerrymander
Pander Republicans with Gerrymander
We found Republicans to be a philanderer;
And presume do like to bother and pander;
Create pain;
Went insane;
Have gone far out and would gerrymander.
Jim Horn
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Categories:
pander, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick