Pander Poems | Examples


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False Pander

Never conflate
money and love
The one hates the other
when push comes to shove

Never confuse
false pander for care
The almighty dollar
— unable to share

(The New Room: September, 2026)

They Pander

Lost
are the many 
who get rich
being famous
Chartered jets
and gold
their claim

Reality
scripted
to entice
what we loathe
Bimbo’s
in sequins
of fame

Limos
await
what the desperate
espouse
Eye shadow
caked
to the nines

As flexers and posers hide in plain sight
Enamored with mirrors false praise to delight
And like the Kardashians who prey on the night
They pander — to what we despise

(The New Room: April, 2026)

Premium Member Is it pandering?

Is it pandering? 
Will camo hat with name do them any good?
Next will be the dead deer draped across the hood.
  ha ha

I just thought of something stupid. Deer can't read.


Pander Michigander With Pander

what we will pander
may be a Michigander
gets up her dander

Gretchen Whitmer

Pander Slander

An incredibly bad cartoon
Shows the wife beneath a tycoon
Though inopportune
She will see at noon
Solicitor Peter Balloon

Pander Republicans With Gerrymander

Pander Republicans with Gerrymander

We found Republicans to be a philanderer;
And presume do like to bother and pander;
Create pain;
Went insane;
Have gone far out and would gerrymander.

Jim Horn


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