'Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! all stand,'
said the bailiff before remand,
as legal eagles had looked for loopholes,
flaws in the law,
large enough to lose a lorry,
is that what they became lawyers for?
If I had taken their advice,
blindly handed out to me,
I'd have gone directly to jail,
if not in a trice.
Attorneys, barristers, solicitors,
ambulance chasers,
searching for victims
so they may litigate,
seen one you've seen them all,
what's not to hate?
Categories:
oyez, fun, humor, judgement, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Tonight’s Debate
Oyez, oyez six pm pacific time don’t be late!
to watch a ninety-minute presidential debate
Biden hyped up on Mountain Dew
vs the walrus who’s Cu cu ca choo
My choice MSNBC the only one I tolerate
Categories:
oyez, history, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
history’s rewritten every day ~ histrionics much more i’d say
By
David Kavanagh
Categories:
oyez, allusion, meaningful, perspective,
Form: Monoku
The rain would soon be
here
Cos it clear,
the cloud is coloured
there!
That the sky, would weep
from top,
temperate lands rejoice,
even the farmers and
crops.
The sky, shall soon wet
walls.
Its for sure,
should it shower does fall!
Its tears, shall come
in drops,
that the desert men, may
not die of hiccups.
Great cold would soon be
felt.
to a great extent,
poor beasts would be
wet!
The flesh, the skin would
know no sweat.
The errant games,
shall have
no rest.
O yeZ! OyeZ!!
The storm, i see,
is a chase to warms.
An usher, the rain that
comes!
Categories:
oyez, nature, rain, rain,
Form: Rhyme
celebrity ,headline news ,okay
yesterday's paper binned today
Categories:
oyez, life, political, satire, sports
Form: Crystalline