hate to outfox him but
I hate to outfox him again
but he is sweet and naïve
and I am diabolical and competitive
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outfox, me,
Form: Light Verse
should he outfox or outwit his brother
Pete could not decide whether to outfox or outwit
His sister said, “why not outsmart?” That hurt him a bit
Their brother was not easy to bamboozle, fleece or befool
Their mother suggested, why not first try the golden rule?
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outfox, brother,
Form: Rhyme
Should he Outfox or Outwit his Brother
Pete could not decide whether to outfox or outwit
His sister said, “why not outsmart?” That hurt him a bit
Their brother was not easy to bamboozle, fleece or befool
Their mother suggested, why not first try the golden rule?
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outfox, brother,
Form: Rhyme
Dogs Outfox Me Once Again
I am teaching the dogs about their new hangout
Where they can poop and pee and frolic about
They love it so much as long as I am it here too
But when I leave, my dogs jump up; they are through.
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outfox, dog,
Form: Rhyme
They Think They Can Outfox Me
They think they can get past me.
And they can if they are running flat out.
If they are trying to out-play me
They have another think coming.
I have ten grandchildren, three children,
and I have parented over twenty dogs and six cats.
It is very difficult to pull something on me
that has not already been pulled a thousand times.
The
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outfox, age, grandparents,
Form: Free verse