Egg thief
hatcher
snatcher
Hormones added
perky
turkey
Low T
rooster
booster
No eggs
layer
prayer
Pagan
Wiccan
chicken
OSHA injury
plucker
struck her
Power outage
broiler
spoiler
Sweet tooth
cobbler
gobbler
Terrorist
tickin'
chicken
Unfaithful
poultry
'dultery
H/T to Chicken Footles by Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
osha, bird, silly,
Form: Footle
THE HIPPOPOTOMOUSE
A rare and dangerous species
is the hippopotomouse
If you get one in your attic
Then you’d better leave your house.
Categories:
osha, animal, crush, environment, fear,
Form: Light Verse
First comes orientation, so long and annoying!
From HIPPA to OSHA oh, how boring.
My first night, I made a mistake!
Oh, how I wish I would win a sweepstake!
The second night went by..
I hope no mistakes were found; sigh..
Tonight is my third, so far; so good.
I think I have done, all that I should.
My new co-workers just stare at me..
I'm not sure whether I should stay or flee!
I will try to be amicable, come what may.
No one says much, probably gambling if I'll go or stay.
My paranoia would suggest, to my mind..
That they are gossiping from behind!
Several days go on, I don't know if I can cope.
I made another mistake, in a corner I want to mope.
Oh well, I will do the best that I am..
I guess if I do not, I will be canned!
Categories:
osha, angst, confusion, depression, introspection,
Form: Burlesque