“Octopussy” as defined in this dictionary of mine
Having sex with eight chickies all at the same time
Best be in good shape
Stamina it sure takes
But careful though, it causes exhaustion undefined
Categories:
octopussy, humor,
Form: Limerick
Almonds encased in hard red candy
Brandy from snow white walnuts
Collateral damage to the left front bumper of the sled
Dietary restrictions on anything considered a spice
Everything more often wins the day
Francesca left her pie though (no one will eat that)
Gluwein, go get it, we need it now
Hysterical colors spin all around me
Illicit behavior may well be tolerated though only after 10pm
Jellybeans are being shoved into orifices now
Knives are being put away for the safety of everyone here (especially Dwayde)
Lathering up all the kid's faces now to resemble tiny maniac Santas
My mother is making tea
No one will drink
Octopussy is playing in the background
Phantasmagoria bread pudding
Quickly tell me who ate all the bread pudding
Round them up and shoot them
Seriously
The only thing I ever eat is the bread pudding and everyone knows it
Unusual cravings now
Vertical with help from the wall
Waiting for someone named Misty to return from her car with her white elephant
Xenon purple body
Yuletide clopping going on inside my head
Zesty reds streak across the insides of my eyelids
Categories:
octopussy, christmas,
Form: Abecedarian
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Withdrawn amid the castles walls in this their throne aneath the sea...
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Tentacles marked in desires ever reaching; their private boudoirs dreams
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Breaking waters mirrored reflections beyond the blue aquas twirling tides
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Chambers of light piercing their hearts these fathoms, reaching for the sky ~
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Twining spirits gathering the pearls of beauty in this, their passion shares
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Joyful treasures to forever be; marmalade mermaids, in loves oceans lair...
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...“Octopussy” *
Categories:
octopussy, love, passion, romance
Form: Rhyme