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Numbskulls Poems - Poems about Numbskulls


Witless
...Their clueless inane fangs of reed Strive to bite what's made of steel; Deriding the stronger sinew of virtue They cling onto feeble foibles untrue. To headache more reasonable head Is the v......

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Categories: numbskulls, allegory, allusion, anger, christian,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member Shock-Tober
...It came in with ice cream and half empty sunscreen And went out with goosebumps and “EEK!” Halloween That autumnal breeze and the fire in the trees Gave way to demons and trembly knees Leaves a......

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Categories: numbskulls, halloween, october,
Form: Rhyme



Insta Glamming
...Hordes of numbskulls ride the ether waving on its waves. Hi kites twirling upon a digital wind. Each empty head has but one thought, a desire to be seen. Hordes watch, flock to the hand-held s......

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Categories: numbskulls, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Friday May 13th 2022
...Friday May 13th, 2022 An excerpt taken from a lengthy tome, written courtesy a favorite poet of mine. Paraskevidekatriaphobia struck within a blink, I swear yours truly never took a drink, ......

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Categories: numbskulls, atheist, dark, destiny, gothic,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Matter of Heart, a Fable
...In the far-away land of Fiddlesticks, in the town of Balderdash, there lived a group of peaceful, loving Whatsits - a creature known to truly never ask a question of science, and would casually reac......

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Categories: numbskulls, analogy, care, conflict, encouraging,
Form: Prose



Ah At Last Camaraderie Restored Within the Oval Office
...Ah at last camaraderie restored within the Oval Office! Whew... now with president er... Chief tenderloin hoof and mouth knick knack paddywhack shah row'n nah diseased Trumpen proletariat - ......

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Categories: numbskulls, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Tribute To Amelia Earhart
...Amelia, what were you thinking? It was still the dark ages for women Your parents and your husband spoiled you. You had no idea what was waiting Large greedy hands could not wait to get you To......

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Categories: numbskulls, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Damocles Sword Renamed Donald Trump Dagger O' Type
...Emotional guillotine clefts irredeemable psychological umbilical accord witnessing heart breaking, woe-begotten inhumane rip cord gut wrenching shuffle board (indiscriminately spo......

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Categories: numbskulls, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Three-Fifth Stooges Quartet
... Moe Larry Curly Shep Joe This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know Just sitting on a milk crate, waiting outside of the MGM studio ......

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Categories: numbskulls, fun, humor, parody, political,
Form: Light Verse
Etruscan Smile
...my soul is the shape of a bloodstain poured there by Nadine Maraschino my right eye sits in the ruby voodoo goblet that she wears upon her head Nadine was a 3-toed egg laying harpy from the cau......

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Categories: numbskulls, humanity, slam,
Form: Free verse
An Ode To the Anti-Apocalyptophobiacs of the World
...after all the idiots who followed Camping found themselves up ****’s crick after May of 2011 & after all the morons hoping & “praying” that they would get a “get out of life free” card with the endin......

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Categories: numbskulls, life, people, people,
Form: Free verse

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