Not The Brightest Bulb Poems - Poems about Not The Brightest Bulb

...I met my father in the afterlife, He looked stern, and his words cut like a knife He said, "I have questions about my last days on earth They were hard, so hard questions have their worth." ......

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...I’m not afraid of rejection I’m afraid of the phoenix that will rise from my spine with the threat of treason Suppress the flame and walk away Use your once tempted fingers to point yourself in......

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...The massive head came out of the water hard and fast. This shark had a blood red mouth and killer teeth! “It is a great white!” Matt yelled. We rushed to see. “Look at those serrated teeth!” “I......

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...They found the smoking dagger Happiness is a loving family in another city True friends stab you in the front He’s a wolf in cheap clothing He received a decease and desist order I shot ......

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...I'm watching everything slipping away And I'm just tip toeing around as the dust fades Hard to display The things of affection and I'm erecting A design that'll leave the mind Wide open and th......

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...So here I go, back to the sillies Jumping in with both my footsies Clear the decks, full steam ahead Hope I don't hurt my tootsies! The world's my oyster as they say I don't like that incant......

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...Not the brightest bulb in the pack I'll have you know A real beauty but her brain was slow Her thinking was jumbled don't you see Thought Meow Mix was a cat cd Was honored to be on the Jerry Spri......

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