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Funny Not Even Poems

These Funny Not Even poems are examples of Not Even poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Not Even Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Not Even a Shred of Pity
Just as importantly, my legs have turned to mush.
I might notify an emergency before the crash. 

I told my wife I was upset; she said, "You become...

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Categories: not even, analogy, angst, anxiety, funny,



You'Re Not Even
You’re not even.


You’re not the greatest dancer, but I would love to dance with you.
You’re not the greatest singer, but we are so in tune.
You’re...

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Categories: not even, beautiful, beauty, desire, engagement,

Not Even For a Mouse
My cats have decided on this blustery cold morn,
To hide under the covers and stay oh so warm.

The wind keeps howling, making them shake,
While under...

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Categories: not even, cat, funny,


Book: Shattered Sighs