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Funny Native American Poems

These Funny Native American poems are examples of Native American poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Native American Funny poems written by international poets.


Pinnochio
You wake up and feel the harsh cold of the metal table.

Someone is observing you, observing your head, arms, and legs. 

The man in the...

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Categories: discrimination, native american,



Premium Member The Call of the Peacemaker
So as I was trying to study unsuccessfully all day, attempting to get ready for tomorrow, I finally gave up. The following came out instead....

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Categories: native american, america, black african american,

The World From the Eyes of a Caveman
The mountain breeze, 
Frozen fractals, heavy clouds,
The hardened rocks, plains, valleys, 
rivers, oceans, seas,
highlands, lowlands, grasslands, river basins, vegetations, rainforest, 
birds, trees, animals, insects...
All these...

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Categories: native american, hilarious, imagery, imagination, muse,

Premium Member A David For David
A David for David (For the contest by that name.) First Place Entry.


Once the legend Davy Crocket
Put a turkey in his pocket
And it gobbled till...

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Categories: adventure, funny, native american,

My Big Brother Is Watching You Too
"My Big Brother" up and down the street
  He could be anyone you meet
  Spying on you from the street
  Looking in...

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Categories: native american, adventure, art, brother, education,



Ischchaduta Ii
******Note:******

This is a new word in the name of the Infamous Pinkee....I still say that it should be
added to the British and/or American Dictionary! ...

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Categories: native american, funny, holiday, imagination, native

How the West Was Won
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Categories: native american, adventure, cowboy-western, dedication, education,

The Indian Giver
There was a fella I knew who worked with hammer and chisel

Made carvings in wood that could make your eyes sizzle.

One day he brought a...

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Categories: funny, imagination, native american

Premium Member Irate Indian!
Indian say white man speak with forked' tongue

     He took land kill buffalo and my young

     ...

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Categories: funny, native american

Whats Cooking
mojave desert
one hundred and one in shade
can cook egg on rock...

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Categories: native american, funny, history, imagination, native

Made In China
Everything I see
Is made in China,
How could that be?

Mom told me they were starving,
Eat up all my green beans,
So if they're really starving,
How do they...

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Categories: native american, confusion, funny, history, native

Geronimo
Me, me, Geonimo...
Don't know what way...
White man go...

Smoke'em signals...
Smoke'em pipe....
You run us off,
You kill squaw wife,

Steal our land,
Kill great Buffalo for fun,
We gott'em little chance,
Arrow...

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Categories: native american, allegory, funny, history, native

Somebody Forgot To Train My Wagontrain!
Damn arrows are flyin'
We're circled and taut,
Got shotguns and six shooters,
You should see how we fought!

They burned sixteen wagons,
Took fifty-odd scalps,
Abducted all our women,
And two...

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Categories: native american, adventure, allegory, confusion, fantasy,

Connie, Denise, and Cochise
Amid 240 units of toil
Reigns my Connie
Where she walks
Is blessed soil

California sun
To match her hair,
No nature's beauty
Could compare

Sitting at a table,
With her friend Denise,
Mulling over...

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Categories: native american, adventure, fantasy, funny, history,

Goodnite Folks
That funny lookin flat thing in there is callin me nite to all,tom...

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Categories: native american, cowboy-western, natural disasters, native


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