Funny Narrative Poems

A Ride

You and I, we can keep a secret. 
Parents have to do that between themselves, to stay ahead.
I have found success and wish to...

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The Chair

     Calls out my name. 
     It is ever at the side of the bed. 
...

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The Last Shift

I worked because I needed the money. 
That was my only reason. 
Who else would want to work the holiday(s)? 
No one, surely...

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All In

Is who I am. 
Bright colors that make people gawk, 
I have a funny way I walk, as it appears I shuffle, 
but it...

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If I

Were exactly what you needed…
you would be mine now. 
I would sadly die however, 
as… if that were true? 
I would be in heaven....

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Not Every Day is Perfect

I took my pad to the park today. 
I wanted to find an idea for a book. 
I was blocked…you know…...

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Garden Angel

My friend lives in a high rise, 
somewhere the other side of Manhattan. 
What does that even look like? 
She pays more money than...

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Wha Hoo!

My grandmother was a quiet woman. 
She was not the kind, to go out often. 
A church picnic, and or a family gathering, 
All...

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And Repeat
(Abuse)

Slowly you have begun a habit that needs stopped. 
It needs attention paid to it. Now!

Some days you are so very kind, some days...

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Trapped

An imprisoned animal walks the bars back and forth at the zoo. 
I have seen my guy do the same thing in the garage. 
You...

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Timing

The man at church today preached. 
He took the bible, read it and learned. 
Then he came and taught something…
He helped me, 
to understand,
how I,...

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I may not look like a movie star
But to me things are fine as they are
'Cause I am alive and so it's ok
But I'd not...

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Small Cakes

Great grandma made cookies. 
She called them poor man cookies.
She told her daughter how to make them. 
Grandma made them when I was little…
For...

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Thought I'd write a poem to send myself birthday wishes
But seems my inspiration's gone, pity this is
I can't remember how old I am tho' and...

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Glittering glamorous glitzy faeries guided
Suzella’s way through the night.
She had no idea she was this loved.
She knew magic was about, for she had felt it...

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STOP

Barking. 
The dogs are barking again. 
It happens every night about the same time. 
I think that is the exact hour, the man comes home…
from...

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Times Three

There was a man that bought a piece of land. 
He was very happy. It was everything he wanted.
There were;
tall trees, 
a small brook,...

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Killing the future, where is the humane values in that
poor soul your hate has an unusual way of trying to get of subject
How sad you...

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October Flames

Red is by far one of the very best colors…of fall.
It lends itself to amber and sunburst yellow friends, 
that hang beside its royal...

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Lurking Darkness

Sleep now my love, 
you have earned a great rest. 
It has been hard on you.
It has been hard on us. 
There is still...

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