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Funny Narrative Poems

These Funny Narrative poems are examples of Narrative poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Narrative Funny poems written by international poets.

Baby Sister's Secret by Sunlite Wanter

Baby Sister’s Secret

Little baby sister begged her mother for sandals.
She was only 3.
She called them “shoes with holes in them.”
Her little toes felt free.

One morning...

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Categories: funny, smile,

Fine, whatever by Dear Heart

Who do you think you are?
I said it so many times to my old friend
too many times
until I said it loudly one last time
and that...

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Categories: anger, friend, humor,

You Stripped My Gears and Left Me Shiftless by Kenneth Fordham

Driving down the highway,
90 miles an hour,
trying to get back to you,
so I could give you flowers.

The truck she was purring like a kitten,
sweet sounding...

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Categories: adventure, funny, humorous,

The Haunted House by Caren Krutsinger

I laughed when the wooden door slammed shut behind me. It seemed weirdly funny, melodramatic.
For about two seconds, it was hilarious. Then I realized how...

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Categories: fear,

Pill predicament by Robbie McClellan

Now I officially know what it feels like for a drug addict to be scrambling on the floor trying to gather the drugs they dropped....

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Categories: anxiety, crazy, depression, drug,

Goofy Gringo by Robbie McClellan

So I'm inspecting this truck at a kind Hispanic woman’s house mid July and the poor woman didn’t speak a lick of English. Me being...

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Categories: confusion, culture, funny, humor,

Bluetooth fools the buffoon by Robbie McClellan

So I had an appointment today to inspect a motorcycle in Stevenson. I pulled up to the house and walked to the front door then...

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Categories: anxiety, confusion, crazy, funny,

Woke Up In Australia by David Welch

Well the house was rock & rolling,
and the dance floor was pulsating,
I had myself too many drinks,
then drank two or three more.
All the ladies, they...

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Categories: adventure, celebration, confusion, drink,

Money by Vidya Raghunathan

Money is better than barter
Money is better than share
Money takes you further than you dare
Though hands,  not money built my walls
Hands put together materials...

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Categories: betrayal, funny, how i

Never Lose Sight by Tameko Barnette

On a bright day, 
Sun hiding behind
clouds throwing 
shades on folks
below.  A cool breeze
came through from the
West and as it passed
by the face of...

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Categories: humor,

When I Consider Life Without You by Marilyn S Jennings

When I Consider Life

As a baby, I was laying in my bassinet when a rifle bullet was shot through
 our living room window and passed...

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Categories: blessing, dedication,

good judgment by doug pederson

“I’m your honor or judge” was the statement at the beginning of court session

I’m your reason you have a job!  said a voice in...

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Categories: funny,

another fish story by doug pederson


posted--no swimming, strong under tows
no guard on duty

what kind of life is that, no swimming 
it’s my life and I don’t need a guard
the sign...

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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Dreamland by curtis johnson

I could see, feel, and hear it.  The fragrance was of an arresting aroma.          ...

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Categories: bible, destiny, dream, faith,

Grammar for salvation by doug pederson

sometimes I put in words in the wrong place

for instance , today my honey called and said she would be
home sooner than expected. 
Being sincere...

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Categories: funny,

Dressed to a kill by doug pederson

the rain spilled its barrels on my way to work
hit a pot hole and the tire split
the spare like a donut was cream filled
a passing...

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Less of a plea by doug pederson


how do you plea asked the judge
I am only half guilty

how can you just be half guilty
my shadow was involved your honor

your shadow was involved?
how...

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Rightful GPS by doug pederson


“turn right after the bend” said Lea from the GPS
that was easy to follow, I like this devise
“one mile ahead turn right onto ocean view...

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A day in court by doug pederson


Lenny the lizard went to court due to his misdemeanor.  
he was given 2 days in the cell awaiting trial. 
On the trial day...

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Categories: funny,

finding friends by doug pederson

when Figgie the frog came home from his first day at school
his mother asked how he like the teacher. he replied ‘just fine mom’

Then she...

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Categories: 1st grade, funny,