Funny Narrative Poems

From nine hours on call
In a day to
Waiting for a single reply
I learned to survive alone

I still remember how it all started
I still remember that...

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In the early 70’s my husband and our first baby, Angela, moved to Muscatine, Iowa, in the middle of the night, in the summer time....

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The noise aboard the motor boat reminds me that I was not alone
The high perspiration smell from the young couple sitting beside me
caused me to...

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Our school secretary woke up every day, begging for unhappy.
By her daily face, I knew she was almost always able to find it.
By her heart,...

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In the early 70’s my husband and our first baby, Angela, moved to Muscatine, Iowa, in the middle of the night, in the summer time....

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“Don’t be a wimp!” My husband yelled at me from the upstairs window.

He had already thrown a couch, and broken the legs off; now he...

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We carry our phones now.
We call them I-phones.
Not sure if this is because we are Internet-aware
Or simply I’s instead of We’s now.
It’s time to exchange...

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 yo - to view story go to my page.  Thanks...

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Continued  From My Day Part1
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Just as I thought of it a little old woman stumbled up beside me and greeted me with a funny...

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Charlotte Wentworth married far too young,
to a man quite rich with old money.
It had seemed such a dream on the big day,
a year later it...

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THE CONTENT FAMILY

Once upon a time, long, long ago in a far away land; in the land where Miss Right lived, there came a young...

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I am a young beautiful woman
indeed
fun is what I always need
fun
it sounds funny
yes;
I forgot my lipstick
at the bar
and returned home
very far
not knowing myself
so far
whether or...

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Seen.  Heard.

Two mice walk into a bar...

"Hey barkeep (a tomcat), whiskey, neat, and one for my pal."

(First mouse - Leo) "Geezy weezy did I...

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Friendly Fox decided (but didn't think it through)
To throw a lavish party, for every fox he knew!
They came along in droves, and very soon they...

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Like a rigid hill she stands
With her naughty look-
Pouting and smiling,
redish chin,yellowish skin.
Looking like the new moon,
striving to get her strength,
and bursts out bright,
beckoning to...

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Unforgettable silly moments,
Of brainwashing thoughts,
Living everything next,
And putting food first,
Opposing change just in case,
Yet part and partial of nature..

Becoming slaves to our stomachs,
To the extent...

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I must thank you, for the praise
That you just sent my way
For it’s not often you reply
Or have something to say

I write these prose as...

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I had a funny feeling today
that forced me to go to the park and pray
I was neither happy or sad but I felt a bit...

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So many times I've seen him fight himself in the mirror,
wondering why his adversary moves like him,
and looks exactly just like him!
Don't ask me; sometimes...

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Trouble Is He

I'm up by myself thinking what is going on
Up till now I think man sometimes don't have
Common senses in to how to love...

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