Funny Narrative Poems

These Funny Narrative poems are examples of Narrative poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Narrative Funny poems written by international poets.


Money by Vidya Raghunathan
Money is better than barter
Money is better than share
Money takes you further than you dare
Though hands,  not money built my walls
Hands put together materials...

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Categories: betrayal, funny, how i

Never Lose Sight by Tameko Barnette
On a bright day, 
Sun hiding behind
clouds throwing 
shades on folks
below.  A cool breeze
came through from the
West and as it passed
by the face of...

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Categories: humor,



Premium MemberWhen I Consider Life Without You by Marilyn S Jennings
When I Consider Life

As a baby, I was laying in my bassinet when a rifle bullet was shot through
 our living room window and passed...

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Categories: blessing, dedication,

Premium Membergood judgment by doug pederson
“I’m your honor or judge” was the statement at the beginning of court session

I’m your reason you have a job!  said a voice in...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Hove by Julia Ward

A funny thing happened on the way to Hove,
or was it just the way that I drove?
A dove was following me down the road,
or perhaps...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Memberanother fish story by doug pederson

posted--no swimming, strong under tows
no guard on duty

what kind of life is that, no swimming 
it’s my life and I don’t need a guard
the sign...

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Categories: funny,

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Dreamland by curtis johnson
I could see, feel, and hear it.  The fragrance was of an arresting aroma.          ...

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Categories: bible, destiny, dream, faith,

Premium MemberGrammar for salvation by doug pederson
sometimes I put in words in the wrong place

for instance , today my honey called and said she would be
home sooner than expected. 
Being sincere...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberDressed to a kill by doug pederson
the rain spilled its barrels on my way to work
hit a pot hole and the tire split
the spare like a donut was cream filled
a passing...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberLess of a plea by doug pederson

how do you plea asked the judge
I am only half guilty

how can you just be half guilty
my shadow was involved your honor

your shadow was involved?
how...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberRightful GPS by doug pederson

“turn right after the bend” said Lea from the GPS
that was easy to follow, I like this devise
“one mile ahead turn right onto ocean view...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberA day in court by doug pederson

Lenny the lizard went to court due to his misdemeanor.  
he was given 2 days in the cell awaiting trial. 
On the trial day...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Memberfinding friends by doug pederson
when Figgie the frog came home from his first day at school
his mother asked how he like the teacher. he replied ‘just fine mom’

Then she...

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Categories: 1st grade, funny,

Premium Memberwhoooo are you by doug pederson
 the wise old owl said ‘whoooo’
‘tis me’ replied lady nightingale
and the owl repeated ‘whoooo’
‘open your eyes’ said lady
‘my eyes are shut,  whooooo’
lady remarked...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberInsults You May Use by Jack Ellison

You're not as dumb as people say, you're dumber
Seen people like you before, but had to pay admission
You're so fat, you could sell shade
Do you...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member25 Funny Proverbs by Jack Ellison

Never argue with a woman when she's tired or rested
One good turn gets most of the blankets
The qualities that most attract a woman to a...

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Categories: funny,

BRUTUS AND MOONLIGHT by Poetic Judy Emery
BRUTUS AND MOONLIGHT

'' Close your eyes and picture it.Can you see it? ''
I would just nod, eyes closed.
'''Brutus again, what is it you are wanting...

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Categories: conflict, dark, dream, fantasy,

Premium MemberHe Is Out There Again by Caren Krutsinger
“He is out there again.”
It was said in a menacing way.  One check-out woman to another,
In front of me, the customer.
It startled me.
Someone was...

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Categories: animal, dog, woman, women,

Flirtation with Ecstasy by Mike Gentile
It was so long ago
yet, I can remember everything. 
Barely an adult, I was on holiday on the Islands

In the glow of tropical sunset, I...

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Categories: memory, romance, romantic, youth,

Premium MemberHillbillies Bybillies and Blowbillies by CayCay Jennings
Notta easy grasper – days back I cross ole Jasper
neath the olden ground’s crooket pine tree
and, oh, bless be, things he tole there to me!

He...

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Categories: funny, humorous,