Funny Narrative Poems

The day the internet stopped working, I opened the door and let my face embrace the breeze of cold air, 
I looked around to find...

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Drinks fridge murmurs accusations at me
Seals connect with whoosh of door close
Defuses incriminating strip of lights lairy
Where I go from this station, God knows!

Lady taking...

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A child with no praise causes these kind of days

Your words are often micromanaged
Yet your rants and raves are never challenged
Your brain, thoughts and words...

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America was born in protest violence,
but Lady Liberty now has
postpartum memento — 
A colonial, hypocritical condition called:
Revoltee Protestation Amnesia

Wavy umbilical vanished memories,
of destructive actions ...

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IV.
It started out like it had every year,
she went to the hospital, sat on a bench,
stared at the eminence from the outside,
and felt the stirrings...

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The Hyperactive Stranger At Bristle Grocers WHERE'S THE BEEF - A Narrative Poem


One day at a grocery shop,
I met a man selling meats,
For the money,...

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A fairy queen, a mortal maid, a rose princess, a Shaggy Man and a mule,
An army of seventeen and a copper private running on fuel,
This...

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I knew she was leaving when she walked through the door, I knew she was going when she kept asking for the final score, I...

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The evening, before swallows hovered the sky
When the rain clouds hung low,
A long time hence. To a journ’, I partook
Across the vale. Near the cascading...

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Other magicians have it easy – mastering paper, cards, lights, and music.
Not me. Never me. Life has always been hard
But am I used to it?...

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Ladies. Are you tired of having the family underfoot?
Are you fed up with their boorish behavior?

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We present the must...

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So I unintentionally started a forest fire while burning some leaves today. I caught my flip flop on fire and panicked then flung it down...

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One day at a New york city shop,
I met a man selling marbles,
For money he wanted to swap,
But I really wanted some barbels.

"Got any barbels?"...

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