Funny Myth Poems
These Funny Myth poems are examples of Myth poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Myth Funny poems written by international poets.
SCAREDY CATScaredy cat
Scaredy cat scaredy cat
She runs away inside,
Halloween is drawing near
And she only wants to hide.
To be a proper witches cat
She really must aspire,
But...
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Categories:
cute, halloween, mystery, myth,
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELLA special place in hell
The devil sits upon his throne
In the fiery pits of hell
He casts his eye over his special place
While he beats an...
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Categories:
myth, evil, fantasy, fear, gothic,
Young Frog Named DarrenThere once was a young frog named Darren
Who was taught a fable to scare him
If a princess tries kissing
You may soon go missing
When she turns...
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Categories:
animal, funny, myth,
What Happened To the Giants, Part Iii...Now their have been sightings since that dark time,
like Bigfoot the giant myth will not die,
but as to the flesh-and-blood giant race
it is unlikely one...
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Categories:
conflict, history, myth, people,
The Goddess AppetiteyThe goddess Appetitey,
a figure...
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Categories:
myth, fantasy, food, funny, humor,
The Measure of a LeprechaunThe Measure of A Leprechaun
Hi, my name is Sean.
I’m a wee, bitty Leprechaun.
I’m a creature of lore,
Only two foot four,
But my legend goes on...
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Categories:
myth, body, celebration, england, fantasy,
The Strange Truces of King ArthurThe Strange Truces of King Arthur
by Michael R. Burch
Artur took Cabal, his hound,
and Carwennan, his knife,
and his sword forged by Wayland
and Merlyn, his falcon,
and, saying...
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myth, england, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Something Phthonos SaidPHTHONOS MUST HAVE FOUND TIME TO
COME UP WITH A PLAN TO CAUSE ME ILL
THE MENTION OF YOUR NAME
STILL IS A THRILL
AINT KNOW WORDS TO SPEAK
TO...
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Categories:
myth, betrayal, longing, love, music,
Bad LuckOnce a Leprechaun went swimming,
out in the deep blue sea.
Even though his head was spinning,
he thought it might appease.
He felt he needed exercise;
what’s better than...
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myth, cute, fun, funny, humorous,
Unsafe For DragonsOne day a dragon set out in flight;
Up towards New York, he did alight.
Landing in the middle of Times Square;
He quickly did become aware;
That some...
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myth, animal, fun, funny, humor,
Death of the DinosaursThe day the asteroid arrived the dinosaurs were playing,
With toys and bats and balls and things, some dancing jigs and swaying.
Young Betty Brontosaurus was renowned...
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myth, fun, funny, hilarious, history,
Dragons Anxiety AttackOne day my dragon, discovered how to read; whomever taught him, is anyone’s guess. Once he discovered historical novels; none of us would rest....
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myth, animal, fun, funny, imagery,
Dragons PetsYet another dragon, we had to get
And he just had to have a pet.
For whatever reason, he chose a frog;
So we took him to a...
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myth, animal, dog, fantasy, funny,
Dragon Needs a C-PapDragon
Snoring loud
Shook loose our walls
Rebuilding was costly
C-Pap!
...
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myth, animal, cute, fun, funny,
Overeating DragonDragon
Addicted
Banana splits
No longer fits through doors
Diet!...
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Categories:
myth, animal, food, fun, funny,