Funny Myth Poems

The goblin was wobblin’ along,
Tipsy and singing a song.
It’s hard to cause fright,
When sober not quite,
He hadn’t the heart to do wrong.
...

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Scaredy cat

Scaredy cat scaredy cat
She runs away inside,
Halloween is drawing near
And she only wants to hide.

To be a proper witches cat 
She really must aspire,
But...

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A special place in hell
The devil sits upon his throne
In the fiery pits of hell
He casts his eye over his special place
While he beats an...

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There once was a young frog named Darren
Who was taught a fable to scare him
If a princess tries kissing
You may soon go missing
When she turns...

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...Now their have been sightings since that dark time,
like Bigfoot the giant myth will not die,
but as to the flesh-and-blood giant race
it is unlikely one...

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The goddess Appetitey,
                     a figure...

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The Measure of A Leprechaun 

Hi, my name is Sean.
I’m a wee, bitty Leprechaun.
I’m a creature of lore,
Only two foot four,
But my legend goes on...

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The Strange Truces of King Arthur
by Michael R. Burch

Artur took Cabal, his hound,
and Carwennan, his knife,
and his sword forged by Wayland
and Merlyn, his falcon,
and, saying...

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PHTHONOS MUST HAVE FOUND TIME TO
COME UP WITH A PLAN TO CAUSE ME ILL
THE MENTION OF YOUR NAME
STILL IS A THRILL
AINT KNOW WORDS TO SPEAK
TO...

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Once a Leprechaun went swimming,
out in the deep blue sea.
Even though his head was spinning,
he thought it might appease.

He felt he needed exercise;
what’s better than...

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One day a dragon set out in flight;
Up towards New York, he did alight.
Landing in the middle of Times Square;
He quickly did become aware;
That some...

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The day the asteroid arrived the dinosaurs were playing,
With toys and bats and balls and things, some dancing jigs and swaying.
Young Betty Brontosaurus was renowned...

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One day my dragon, discovered how to read; whomever taught him, is anyone’s guess.  Once he discovered historical novels; none of us would rest....

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Yet another dragon, we had to get
And he just had to have a pet.
For whatever reason, he chose a frog;
So we took him to a...

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Dragon
Snoring loud
Shook loose our walls
Rebuilding was costly
C-Pap!
...

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