Moonshine
...Oh, Moonshiner, man of the mountains high,
Where whispers of wind and wildcats' cry.
Your heart a kiln, your soul aflame,
With the secret of white lightning's name.
In hollows deep, your sti...
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Categories:
moonshiner, mountains,
Form: Rhyme
Soul of An Angel - Life of a Moonshiner
...He served as a deacon in his church and was as pious as they come.
(But on the side, he sold whiskey from a thirty-gallon drum!)
He taught junior high Sunday School and was a Bible scholar.
(But o...
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Categories:
moonshiner, humorous, religion,
Form: Rhyme
Rabbits Cookin Special Brew
...T’was a strange and spooky sight to see,
All that smoke risin’ above the trees,
And the tale some told made the heart jump,
“Rabbit’s cookin’ cabbage in the swamp”.
The smoke floatin’ o’er that...
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Categories:
moonshiner, fun, music, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Moonshiners Ditty-Collaboration
...Gonna wake up
At the brink of dawn
Take a shower
Throw my blue jeans on
The little red rooster
Is my alarm
Cock-a-doodle doodling
On my farm
Gonna water
All of my crops
Especially...
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Categories:
moonshiner, addiction, farm,
Form: Rhyme
Dry County
...The 18th Amendment on Prohibition was debunked in 1933 and replaced by the 21st Amendment that legalized the sale of liquor throughout the country. However, in my state there were counties who chose ...
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Categories:
moonshiner, addiction, america, corruption, desire,
Form: Free verse
The Man and the Can - Moonshiner 44
...Once a bald-headed man
was holding a can.
He tripped and went down
fell on his crown.
He had a massive sore
but was more than sorry
when he read this and
didn't like the way
that I wr...
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Categories:
moonshiner, funny, hilarious, hockey,
Form: Verse
Is This Strange Person Me
...I have adapted another persona to escape the real world...
when all around me shadows cover every tree,
and spotting the crescent moon, I don't feel bored
if thoughts for a poem pop up, then it's tim...
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Categories:
moonshiner, dark, desire, poems, ,
Form: Rhyme
Soul of An Angel, Life of a Moonshiner
...He served as a deacon in his church and was as pious as they come.
(But on the side, he sold whiskey from a thirty-gallon drum!)
He taught the junior high Sunday school class and was a Bible schola...
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Categories:
moonshiner, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Moonshine Granny
...Here's another story about Granny
I think she's probably done it all
This was way back during prohibition
When they outlawed alcohol
See, my granny was a moonshiner
This is about her very firs...
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Categories:
moonshiner, funnyold, old,
Form: Rhyme
Hillbilly Introduction
...For all who have been wondering
I'm from the hills of Tennessee
I was raised a country boy
And as hillbilly as can be
My bathroom was an outhouse
And I lived on an old dirt road
We had no run...
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Categories:
moonshiner, funny
Form: Rhyme
One For the Road (Or, Redneck Piggly Wiggly
...At precisely 6:45 each morning
the house, it starts to shake
I don't need a clock
Oh no, for godness sake...
Big Ol' Redneck Piggly Wiggly
goes roaring off to war
I thing I'd rather listen
T...
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Categories:
moonshiner, imagination, people, social,
Form: Burlesque