Humorous Monkey Poems

She acts like she has a monkey on her back a mean old guy said.
Irritating for I don’t like rumors like this out of a...

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I'm an orange monkey
in China I was made,
stitched with much affection
and garlanded with braid.

Purchased then on eBay
and wrapped to make a gift,
I was posted to...

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I found him at the Shelter, scraggly dirty and begging for bananas 
as he jumped up and down he screeched, eek eek mama mama? 
So...

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Here's where I left behind
Back in time
Trying to find 
What's in Monkeys mind 
In 2006, 08 
Or maybe 09
And the years grow longer
The deeper I...

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once a wise monkey named stan
dreamt of becoming a man
so to fool all the rest
taped a note to his chest
my wife use to date tarzan.
...

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There once was a hunter named Ray
Who spotted a monkey to slay

While it was in sight
A snake wrapped him tight

Now the hunter became the prey!...

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One time I hired a monkey 
He took notes for me in every class 
I would just be sittin’ there 
My mind a happy blank...

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There once was a thief from Indiana
Who specialized in stealing bananas---
   He was lithe and thin
   And moved like the wind---
In...

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Monkeys, apes, gorillas---all so close to human
They can sleep in any bed a hotel has extra room in   
Wearing glasses, reading matter in...

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Monkey hat, monkey hat
Who de dibble knitted dat?
If you die I hope dat I
Inherit de dam monkey hat....

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yesterday i went to buy a monkey
In the Trinidad emperor zoo
but the monkey take one look at me
And no " I am going nowhere with...

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Our little monkey is kind of funky

It's because he is a banana junky,

He has the biggest smile on his face

No other monkey could ever take...

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If you sit a monkey in front of a computer
There is a chance, no matter how far flung
That if it presses buttons at random
It will...

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