Pardon me but have you seen an overweight vampire pass by this way within the last couple thousand years?
Come to think of it, I've never seen a fat vampire
It's not like they get a lot of exercise
Laying around all day in their own grave
You would think they'd a bit larger in size
I mean don't they ever get hungry
So hungry they say they could die
That's hard as the walking dead with no lives left
Bet they'd love if blood came deep Southern fried
Do they prefer meat eaters over vegetarians
Do they like their veins to be grain feed
Or they picky or not with the choices they've got
And would they settle for whatever is left
It'd be nice if they could at least enjoy desert
Maybe a slice of Red Velvet cake
With icing so cold, matching their dead empty soul
And red of course for reds bloody sake
Yes, all the vampires I know are skinny minnies
Could be cause they only know how drink
I find it kind of cruel as all they can do is drool
Watching as living sit there and eat
Categories:
minnies, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Minnies bow and mickeys ears
A land of joy and never tears
Little children having fun
Rising early with the sun
Adults are acting young not old
Warm sunshine, not freezing cold
Pin trading and big parades
Fancy rooms and friendly maids
Yummy food to eat and share
No fighting-- just fun everywhere
Crowns and dresses
Gifts to send
Never wanting it to end
Entertaining plays and shows
Fireworks that shine and glow
Characters that come to life
A honeymooning man and wife
So much fun that always lasts
As days and nights go by too fast
Leaving is the toughest part
As memories will fill your heart
Of the good times you have shared
With loved ones and friends who care
Entered in the Rhyme contest
Categories:
minnies, fun,
Form: Rhyme