Miles Per Gallon Poems - Poems about Miles Per Gallon

...Friends The Collapse of America, Society, the Economy, Food, and Gas Shortages, the devaluation of the dollar, death and misery are around the corner. It is coming at us like a freight train, with no......

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...At twelve miles per gallon in mid-June Arlington the man stopped for fuel ignoring his malfeasant twelve-year-old son. Six billion ants retreat underground under duress the sharp gaze of......

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...Long, Low and Wide By Elton Camp American cars of the fifties were a big hit Although some in a garage wouldn’t fit No tailfin could possibly be too high A wraparound windshield had to spy......

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...Gas prices on the rise again? Folks don't know what to do? I've found a tiny solution, It's fuel made of doggie doo! Several pints of canola oil, Perhaps an egg or two; Stir in a quart o......

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...Phooey to Tree Huggers By Elton Camp Folks tell me how they like my new Bentley It gets eleven miles per gallon, incidentally Such a low rating is absolutely fine with me Because I am a f......

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...People made fun when I bought an Echo they said it couldn’t out run a gecko. Called it a four cylinder sewing machine about the size of a large kidney bean. In 01 when the gas was not as high ......

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