Wardrobe Malfunction
“wardrobe malfunction”
i dressed as santa claus for halloween
now what do i do in the in between
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Categories:
malfunction, color,
Form: Rhyme
Political Disfunction
Politics is like a spaghetti junction
not knowing the right direction
Politics always has a malfunction
that always leads to disfunction
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Categories:
malfunction, money, political,
Form: Rhyme
Malfunction
Fireworks, solar flares
Electromagnetic pulse
Launch pads do not work
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Categories:
malfunction, allegory, analogy, humor, humorous,
Form: Senryu
Wardrobe Malfunction
There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a 'ho',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way to go!
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Categories:
malfunction, humor,
Form: Limerick
Wardrobe Malfunction
When did red stop being my favorite color?
When did I fall into the trap of middle age?
Black is slimming
More appropriate
Hiding from the light
Blending in
Falling into the shadows
Safe from judging eyes
Dark closets full of dark fabrics
Sensible shoes, professional suits and matching bags
Following the rules
When did I start following rules?
I need to find hue I really am
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Categories:
malfunction, age, color, dark, me,
Form: Free verse
Malfunction
Sadness is a malfunction of the body.
Arbitrarily inactive, indifferent, indecent.
Under the layers. Find the light. The darkness is out of order
Saying love is like asking a random person
What happens after death?
Every theory is different, as well as the experiences.
Check in. You're not truly afraid.
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Categories:
malfunction, fear, sad,
Form: Free verse
Watch Malfunction
Atomic blue
O’ clock
Polyhedral bubble multiplication
Non-organic, viral blob
Imprecise labyrinth structure waves
Transversal jump into flesh
Devouring verbal traits
Thunderstorm restructuration
Polygonal invasion sucks chemistry dry
Suppress animal kingdom psyche
Urban complexity montage
Beeps over beats
Heatless synthetic lines
Vitality through codes
Radical being prototype
Complete
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Categories:
malfunction, science fiction
Form: Free verse
Computer Malfunction
This bewildering computer of mine just gives me fits!
I panic when the consarned thing goes on the fritz!
I peruse the baffling manual but that doesn't help me any.
It might as well have been written in Hindustani!
There is no one more computer illiterate than I,
So I must call that guy in India when things go awry!
He
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Categories:
malfunction, computer-internetcomputer, me,
Form: Rhyme
Malfunction
Malfunction
my journey hath been
a dusty road at best
leading in many directions
finding no place to call mine
under the stars, I continue on
nature ignores my plight
creatures stare in disbelief
that one has seen so much grief
in a world of magical beauty
once upon a time I feared death
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Categories:
malfunction, death, introspection, life,
Form: Acrostic