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Marriage Disparaged

... Got married settled down Bought a house heart o’ town Three kids later left my job Wife lost faith ceaseless sobs Bitter divorce lost my shirt F......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, divorce, future, happiness, marriage,
Form: Rhyme

Cletus O'Toole's Visit To Reno

...Cletus O'Toole spent some time in Reno Where he lost his shirt playin' at keno This caused a great deal of strife With his long-sufferin' wife She raged on like a squa......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, conflict, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Gambler's Confession

...If my story be told, Lord, I’d have to confess, I’m a rattlesnake scoundrel, no more and no less. But I’ll bet even Jesus forgives me my vice. Seems we both lost our shirt on a throw of the dice. ......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, allegory, irony,
Form: Lyric

Dirty Dick's Funeral

...Some things said at funerals are so surprising ’tis a wonder the deceased doesn't start rising. “He was the most honest of men,” one speaker did assert. But more than one listener to Dirty ......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, character, eulogy, hyperbole, truth,
Form: Rhyme

A Sporting Poetic Exhibition

...Today West Ham Went Berserk And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt No Need for A Cover Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother So Far, Its Four That the Hammies Have Scored This Will Put A Litt......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, appreciation, dream, football, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Learning - a Good Investment

...A lazy student known as Burt, To parents and teachers was curt. With little knowledge, Flunked out of college; Played stock market and lost his shirt! 12/22/18......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, books, education, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Chump Change

... Don't let other people play you for a chump Change that If you got wolves seeing you walk around, looking like a tasty chicken drumstick You need to change that ... change it real quick Ch......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, satire, truth, wisdom,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Well Worth Waiting In Part 2 - Collaboration

...Eric’s revitalised me and my home Over his body my fingers would roam He’s great at fixing and gluing Expert at banging and screwing I’m so happy that I sparkle like chrome All my......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, boyfriend, humorous, jealousy,
Form: Limerick

Cruelest Cut

...There were times you called me vindictive names, Said so many uncalled for things that hurt. You played so many emotional games And with my friends you did shamelessly flirt. Was there ever a......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, betrayal, break up, depression,
Form: Dizain

Winds of Change

...The winds of change blowing up her skirt Were causing a great deal of concern, For any change she was more than alert And her paranoia, you could discern. Iconic like Marilyn I think not; Wind......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, break up,
Form: Rhyme

On Best Behavior

...On Best Behavior Stock market pervert Ended up loosing our shirt In a world of hurt. Am incompetent Tell me what you may have meant How much money spent May be in big hurt All of us ha......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, adventure,
Form: Haiku

Where's Your Shirt

...Standing listing, leaning against the wall. Danced lots. drank shots. Friends out having a ball. Bud bumped bouncer, lost his shirt, imbibed too much and chased a skirt. Group hug. Uber call. Ano......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, celebration, fun, good night,
Form: Limerick

Have You Ever

...Have you ever ‘Melted in someone’s arms?’ You have heard this one said often Have you ever ‘Drowned in a kiss’? Have you ever felt your ‘Heart soften’? Have you ever been struck, by a......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, life,
Form: Quatrain

I Lost the Bet : Where's My Jet ?

...I Lost the Bet : Where's my Jet ? I went to Vegas made a bet takin' the cab: lost my Jet! Went to settle up the score What else is new? Lost some more! Nor did Blackjack go my way, ......Read the rest...

Categories: lost his shirt, adventure, business, confusion, depression,
Form: Rhyme