It’s Sure not Miss Daisy
Drivin’
Ivan
The Over-Achiever
Be more
Igor
Big Eater Guy
Piggy
Iggy
The Straw Man
Flaxen
Jackson
Street Smart
Joseph
Knows stuff
Serial killer?
Gory
Jory
Would Love to hear from One
Call a
Jonah
The Extra Cautious
Wary
Jerry
So Burdened
Laden
Jayden
Get Him Deoderant
Smelly
Kelly
Being Cloned Thrice
Tripling
Kipling
This Guy Will Do
Any
Kenny
Who Needs To Weight Lift?
Scrawny
Lonny
Who DOES weigh lift?
Brawyn
Johnny
Halloween Lover
Scary
Larry
He’s got Tons of Them
Logan’s
Slogans
The Substitute
Stand-in
Landen
You’ve Got To
See my
Levi
So gross
Lucus
Mucus
More than Enough
Plenty
Lenny
Below Zero
Minus
linus
Categories:
lonny, humor,
Form: Footle
Life of Lonny McBain
Being home by the fire will ease the strain
from being out in this cold miserable rain
the crackling sparks will shed some pain
making me feel I’m not yet insane.
Boiling some water for tea with no name
home made soup I’m known by fame
rabbit stew in fridge, from sport and game
villagers will stop in with desire and acclaim.
Smoke flowing by the antique rooster vain
hearty fire cracklin’ as I sip my vintage champagne
being a little stuporous I favor my old hickory cane
but I feel the boozy rewards in my aging brain.
Looking out the window is a bit of eye strain
life in the forest is dim but I don’t really complain
lots of critters scatter around in this terrain
I treat them well, I believe in humane.
The nights are quiet here, only the horn of a train
I enjoy my place of contentment and free rein
have no concern that my life is dented and mundane
my needs are met by the measures that sustain.
No leprechauns dance around my shack that’s plain
I have serenity which the world does not stain
remote and peaceful, I live not in vain
this is like Limerick and I am Lonny McBain
Categories:
lonny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Calypso, Bèlè, Limbo, Reggae
And a Pool Boy, Called Lonny Ray
Margarita and Coolers, by The Bay
All With Umbrellas at Seaside Café’
Like Caribbean Pirates, Taking A Chance
Shaking Our Lala, Wining-Dance
Vacation Adventure, Love-Romance
Worth Every Penny of Check-Advance
Barbados, Tobago, Jamaica, Fun
Songs, Soca, Sand, Surf and Sun
Float To The Bar, in Another Run
Frozen Daiquiri, Screwdrivers, Coke and Rum
Xylophone, Steel Guitar, Cymbals, Steel Drums
Almost, Made Us, Want To Be Beach Bums
When Asked, Were We Happy, We Did Come ? …
… Yeah Mon, Yeah Mon, Yeah Mon, Yeah Mon !
Categories:
lonny, adventure, friendship, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness,
Form: Light Verse