Long Vampire bat Poems

01. High heels or boots? I guess it depends on how feminine I feel....LOL
02. What time did you get up this morning? 7:15 am     
03. Diamonds or pearls? White Gold
04. What...

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Alligators, Aardvarks; Arctic fox and hare. Also Armadillos and Asses will be there!

Bobcats, Beavers, Boars; One Blue whale will do! Bovines and a Booby (maybe 2)!

Caribou & Camels; *Cavies & a *Coot; Cottontails, Chipmunks, Chinchillas...

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Alison Alligator eating artichokes on a ant hill,
     watching
     Beverly Bear floating on a cloud over there,
     which developed a leak,
  ...

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'You are so enjoyable! '
'I enjoy the hell out of you! '
Is it possible to give another greater praise? 
What on earth would it be? 
'I love you' is so fraught with expectations...
Not wanting to...

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In the name of blood, for it is the source of life itself,
Plasma's crimson essence of liquid infusion, to the undead's
Pulsating heart.
Intravenously feeding cravings passion, through the carotid
Artery at the throat of humanity, thou'st not...

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written for my dear daughter, Natalie


Nat, the vampire bat,
Was as cute as a bat could be-
She loved to go to school,
But hated her class on hematology.

"I think I'm in the wrong body,"
She often would exclaim-
"I...

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Plasmana, the vampirette 
was invited to the annual ball 
by Count Shevesky who was 
handsome and six-feet tall. 

It was held in his castle high 
where vultures flew nearby 
eyeing the guests with beady eyes...

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I remember the day she said, " I found a lump. "
I could feel my entire world just sort of slump. 
I put my arms around her as we began to cry. 
I tried to...

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They were doing the tango, the slide and the dip.
We told them they were unrefined; the gargoyle let it slip.
They came after us with machetes, axes, knives and such.
We scurried from the table; Frankenstein knocked...

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A wizard, a witch and a wand went that way.
But the Ebony Cat and the Pumpkin decided to stay.
They had heard about the antics of a bumpkin, tragic.
They knew one thing, these three had black...

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Nightmare from the jungle
Vampire Bats attack cattle and people
Transmitting deadly rabies

When they carry the deadly virus
Some indigenous children have died

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Albtraum aus dem Dschungel
Vampierfledermäuse im nächtlichen Angriff
Überträger der Tollwut 

Wenn sie das tödliche Virus tragen
Indiokinder mussten...

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(The song to be sung in the To The Tune Of... Cruella DeVil)

Monica Devil, Monica Devil, 
If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will, 
To see her is to take a sudden chill, 
Monica,...

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All Hallows' Eve

Among the graying clouds and autumn moon, 
Above treetops, shadows on the moonlit sky
On broomsticks racing by,
Black silhouettes of cackling witches sit.

Lights out and heartbeats drop. 
Garlic hangs high over windowpanes. 
Outside, wind...

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Heretta had a mission today and she took her cat
Can we also take my dog friend and his vampire bat?
Sorry, her mother replied, That might scare grandma you know
So Heretta and Mixie her cat, took...

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The frustrated witch was tired of that silly ghost with his crazy rule.
She enlisted the help of a trickster vampire bat and a disgruntled ghoul.
They played some tricks on that ghost and sent goblins his...

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Vampire bat with an injured wing.
Swoops through the air with a bit of a swing.
Crow drops down with a caw and a ring.
It is glamorous, a really shiny new thing.

What will you do with it...

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There’s a tabby ally cat
And a very scabby rat
And a vampire bat
And a very hungry gnat
And a horrid little brat
And they lived in a flat
Where a man in a hat
Saw a stain on the mat
It’s...

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If I painted myself green  and croaked 
sitting beside cattails, I would be a bull frog, right?
If I put on a red satin lined cape and slept in a coffin
could I then be a...

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