Long Shoop Poems

Did i a) release a co-written novel
----------------with a guy who promised his sister and created a book of own poetry
-------2) sat beside my son and heard him giggle
-------W)hat is going with his let hers and...

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It was Timi crying that she was Hurt
She saw Del with the Little Town Flirt
Eddie had the Summertime Blues
Carl was brushing his Blue Suede Shoes
Fat's said hey look at me I'm Walkin'
That left Chuck Reelin'...

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Reasons you might be a serial killer

-all your lampshades are made from human skin

-all 3 of your chainsaws are always fully fuelled

-your wallpapers is hundreds of pictures of a rocking horse ridden by a gorilla

-you...

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Shoop, Shoop
Shoe, Wop, Wop
Shoop, Shoop
Shoe, Wop

The moment I laid eyes on you
I knew it was true love
You were sharing a root beer float with your friends
Down at the soda shop

I looked debonair in my Pompadour
You...

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Brangelina, the quasar, came to a motel
Of a small Cambodian village 
Where smog was spread all over.
As they entered their room
They felt abodaroma infesting the room.
As they looked down to the floor
There were shoop stains...

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spoiler-this might get a bit sarcastic

so an easy off the cuff comment
Lets break it down
so What's is a broken what is
so worried about my cares
you made it shorter than it was meant by one letter
The...

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so this poem is based solely on the title and its interpretations

so the obvious one is racism
do the blind only see the sound

if you take it like colour
as in shades of pink
is shade just a...

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Her face gaunt
whiskers from oddly coloured lumps
wrongly pathed teeth
plunge from
well i called it a smile
but not sure
kindness fawns into darkness
within the youngest eyes
coloured cloth hides
her mumbling wizened hair
thick woven sheets of shoop
dyed in their...

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Day 36a

Dear dairy sorry i milked this

some of the voices in my head are telling me i am crazy
but one of them is humming a tune i don't recognise

don't you hate it when someone answers...

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...
Secondly
a second lay
a second lied with a lei
of flowers around its neck
just made up a seconds nexts
Part c) me make a hammock
for a worn out see
seas do they sea me
Frankly without thawt ha thought
glitter bunny...

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Bree Black bought Blythe six sets of sheets,
which Blythe soon sold to Susie Shoop.
Sheet seller Susie was so fleet.
She sold, for more, to Clista Coop.
Then choosy Susie bought brown cleats,
fine fritters, and pre-shrunk silk skirts.
Blythe...

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When you say you love me,
Do you speak the truth?
In what way shall I tell?
Does my answer lie within your eyes?
Do you love me well?

Is a kiss the standard
To judge love by,
To reveal the answer...

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I liked the wean(Scottish for child) who tasted glue first
Honoured to see the bullies as the bullied turned their face
Caught the eye of ever trust
Taking hope intravenously or two tablets a day
Watch the sheep
Yeah about...

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It's like hot and sour soup.
It's like last noodle of shoop.
It's like banana jelly.
Which at night jiggles in my belly.
It's the blood running through my veins.
It's the anger which after time drains.
It's the voice numbing...

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Collective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,
And a flock of sheep
A flock of sheep?
Well, if the goose...

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An interesting neighborhood study group
Full of old men and women who often snoop
One had left to take a dainty poop
Leaving the rest of us twisting into a loop

Toilet paper! She yelled with a whoop.
In a...

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I know the plural and singular of sheep is sheep but doesnt a shoop sound so good
Phonetics are best when you use silent letters G for Gnome and
p for pneumonia
Stand with your back to the...

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