Long Pseudo Poems
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Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis - part i
Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis, high bred poiet?s of mine
("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”)
the purported line Brutus uttered
after assassinating Julius Caesar.
Alternatively...
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Categories:
pseudo, 10th grade, adventure, allah, anger, appreciation, birth,
Form:
Free verse
Summer Solstice 2025
Summer Solstice 2025
Friday, June twentieth
at 10:42 Post Meridian
Eastern standard time
will find Earth's North Pole tilted
closest toward sun.
This demarcates
most daylight hours of the year
for people living
within the northern hemisphere.
Just shy of the supposed...
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Categories:
pseudo, adventure, anniversary, appreciation, beauty, dedication, earth, summer,
Form:
Free verse
Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers
Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers...
with a scheming, loving, and enticing guise
alive and well seeking gullible guys
(once upon a time just like me),
who experiences close encounters
of masterly baited entrapment
on Facebook Messenger
and most likely...
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Categories:
pseudo, adventure, age, anger, anti bullying, appreciation, bullying,
Form:
Rhyme
A Taste of My Varied Genres
A Sample of some of the genres I write it...Nature, family, depression...just a taste...just a taste. These are all reposts and can be found along with these titles:
The Sound of His Breathing (Written about my...
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Categories:
pseudo, poetry, , cute, , Lullaby,
Form:
Epic
Factoidman and Shallowman - Part 2
[Now ShallowMan is quite content
receiving FactoidMan’s consent
to quibble and express dissent
as long as keeping covenant
with fingers crossed and belfry bent
when viewing Facts in sealed cement:]
SM
“The Facts you give me circumvent
those ‘truths’ your chuckles supplement;
although they...
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Categories:
pseudo, society, truth, universe,
Form:
Rhyme
The Daily Star Thursday issue
The Daily Star Thursday issue...
announces Summer Solstice 2024
regarding purr ray zing planetary earthlings
paying obeisance to god/goddess of the sun
Thursday, June twentieth
at 4:51 Post Meridian
Eastern standard time
will find Earth's North Pole tilted
closest toward sun.
This...
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Categories:
pseudo, anniversary, beauty, celebration, june, star, summer,
Form:
Free verse
The Daily Star Tuesday Issue
The daily star Tuesday issue...
announces Summer Solstice 2023
regarding ray zing planetary earthlings
Wednesday, June twenty first
at 10:57 Ante Meridian
Eastern standard time
will find Earth's North Pole tilted
closest toward sun. This demarcates
most daylight hours of the year for
people...
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Categories:
pseudo, age, angel, appreciation, beautiful, creation, england, summer,
Form:
Free verse
Origin of Christianity
Origin of Christianity
(If you don't like religious writes don't read on)
It may surprise some that Jesus was born a Jew, his parents Joseph and Mary were Jewish, both from the tribe of Judah, in the...
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Categories:
pseudo, bible, christian, faith, history, jewish, religious, truth,
Form:
Didactic
Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump
Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump
courtesy the comfort of his mancave,
I (a mutated batman wannabe)
doth prattle and stump
and display wide whirled webbed
and variegated tail feathers
(also...
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Categories:
pseudo, abuse, america, anxiety, august, destiny, freedom, november,
Form:
Rhyme
Glory To Thermodynamics In General
Glory to thermodynamics in general...
and generation of heat in particular
cuz yours truly
spoiled with trappings
of Western Civilization.
How ideal I imagine
to dwell in a self sufficient domicile,
where thrum of the central heater...
automatically activated
upon...
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Categories:
pseudo, adventure, appreciation, april, community, courage, desire, light,
Form:
Rhyme
Prologue
Whether you have come to possess this compendium of doggerel confessions by chance or by choice, should you decide to venture beyond this page, I politely suggest you consider the contents to be nothing more...
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Categories:
pseudo, allegory, literature,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child
Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child...
courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight
while he took tea and crumpets within mistress's boudoir
The following verses typed out some years...
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Categories:
pseudo, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, blessing, gender,
Form:
Free verse
Recluse By Dint of Circumstance
Recluse by dint of circumstance
Proud anonymous troglodytes
forerunners of mine
confronted threats less horrific
than forty fifth commander in chief
of United States of America.
He/him (matted hair, ratty, scrawny,
and tetchy ugly villain)
scurried into dark...
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Categories:
pseudo, adventure, america, angst, anti bullying, betrayal, character,
Form:
Free verse
The Daily Star Announces Summer Solstice 2022
The daily star announces Summer Solstice 2022
Tuesday, June twenty first
at 5:13 Ante Meridian
Eastern standard time
will find Earth's North Pole tilted
closest toward sun. This demarcates
most daylight hours of the year for
people living the northern hemisphere.
Just shy...
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Categories:
pseudo, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, celebration, creation, devotion, june,
Form:
Rhyme
Wait a Minute
Did I hear that wrong?
On my way for another appointment
with the vampire bleeding Quest,
big stage conversations on the radio
travel way too fast
for me to stay tuned in
to our nesty mess
at my normal liberal-conserving pace.
A single...
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Categories:
pseudo, america, caregiving, culture, games, health, humor,
Form:
Political Verse
My Thing Is This
As hapless vapors of decay, surround us, suffocating the fecund earth. A blanket of suffocating grey, born from the diseased aspirations of humanity. We, the self-appointed masters of a planet in shambles, gaze upon the...
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Categories:
pseudo, corruption, education, environment, extended metaphor, freedom,
Form:
Free verse
Matty Mattel Doll Circa Mcmlxv
(alternately titled: idolizing childhood's end
today April 25th, 2021
generates elusive warm treasured memories).
Akin to significance my eldest sister
felt toward her “Willies” –
(totally tubular fuzzy bendable contrivances
analogous to an outsize pipe cleaner)
until she became a tweener
my Matty...
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Categories:
pseudo, 1st grade, age, best friend, childhood, dedication,
Form:
Rhyme
A Tale of Dark Angels
Expectations high did not pan out ...
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Categories:
pseudo, angel, anger, angst, character, god,
Form:
Metrical Tale
Zolar the Inet God
(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")
It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the bottle of cinnamon whiskey
tantalizingly low, and my feet swelling above...
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Categories:
pseudo, abuse, addiction, anti bullying, betrayal, bullying, horror,
Form:
Quatrain
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich
revisited January 23rd, 2024
on the evening before yours truly
(the one and only Matthew Scott Harris),
a stand up comic wannabe, who
historically heartily hales
from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
undergoes oh joy rapture colonoscopy.
Three days...
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Categories:
pseudo, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday, blessing, death, health,
Form:
Free verse
Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress's Boudoir
Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir
Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef,
Swiss cheese, sauerkraut,
Russian dressing between slices
of rye bread that is grilled
until the bread...
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Categories:
pseudo, adventure, angel, anxiety, appreciation, beautiful, desire, endurance,
Form:
Free verse
Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than life
I feel honored, and flattered to acquaint myself (a married youthful looking sexagenarian solitudinarian from southeastern Montgomery County, Pennsylvania), yet feel awkward at jump/kick starting a rapport.
Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than life
Presents the following...
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Categories:
pseudo, adventure, autumn, celebration, fun, hello, humorous, september,
Form:
Free verse
Galley slave to obsessive compulsive disordered behavior announces
Galley slave to obsessive compulsive disordered behavior announces...
Fore score minus xv orbitz ago
from being centenarian
strong contractions forced me
to pass thru cervix,
buck naked bare lady,
I ranked as only grandson sharing
same surname as Aaron,
(mine paternal grandfather)
me the...
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Categories:
pseudo, 6th grade, 7th grade, abuse, age, angst,
Form:
Rhyme
Sabbath Morning Harvest
Who am I today?
as I rise out to play
at being again
this ego I entertained yesterday
with passion plays
creation stories
epic one-day opera
folding into Northern Autumn yet again unfolding.
Who would I choose to harvest
yet again this day?
one...
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Categories:
pseudo, culture, earth, god, health, religion, spiritual, sun,
Form:
Political Verse
The Monroe Moon
In glamor-light of sunset
a new crowd of cumulus clouds arrive
and revive a sepia sky-scene—
unworldly woolgatherers gather
spinning fantasy fluff into quixotic yarns
of debutantes dancing with honeymoon hunger;
their dewy eyes blurred by the sawdust of stardust
pseudo-princess-pleasure-seekers
—drama daring...
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Categories:
pseudo, age, beauty, lust, moon, romantic love, sensual,
Form:
Free verse