Long Preheat Poems

HE SPOKE OF HER AS A GODESS
THEY MARVELED AT HER WAYS OF
KEEPING HIM AT BAY: IT'S SAID SHE
ONCE TOUCHED THE WATERS OF
A CREEK IN CRETE AND THE
WATER FROZE AT HER COMAND !
HE STOOD IN THE...

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saltease slaw
1 cup of dried cranberries
1 cup of diced cucumber (shredded)
2 cups of grannie smith apples (Shredded)
2 cups of shredded cabbage
1/4 cup of avocdo crushed
1/4 cup of sesame seed oil
1 cup of sour cream
1 cup...

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Gather your ingredients, it’s time to cook,
Follow these steps, like reading a book.
Two tablespoons of olive oil, bacon four strips,
Or mushrooms sliced, for vegan tips.
One onion, one carrot, diced up nice,
Two celery stalks, and garlic...

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Cake of Creation: 




Preheat 

oven

jupiter sized 

to

the 

temperature

of 

a magnificent

star going supernova

add

seven million

heaping

spoonfuls

of free will

one million generous

cups

of 

fate

fifteen million

sprinkles

of 

probability

two million

lighthearted 

dashes

of belief

in 

ones own

focused

intent

and 

another

two million

dashes

of faith

in a 

separate

energies

omnipresent

consciousness	

sift 

the 

dry 

ingredients

together

through

time

gradually 

pour

the 

wet...

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Without worry I sit and wonder
When the next batch will come.
Dough rolled out, stretched and pulled,
Broken into pieces and stuck in the oven. Without the confines of an cookie cutter; natural in every way. An...

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No other man....Can make your heart smile like I do,
       Because I appreciate you and know your value!
No other man....Will give you strength like I can.
   ...

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A.) Jiffy white cake mix :  2 boxes

      Dole pear halves : 1 can (no juice)(heavy or light syrup)

      Canola oil: 1/2 cup

 ...

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Ingredients:

~ A pint of stress
~A cup of anxiety 
~A tablespoon of guilt
~A pinch of regret
~A dash of hopelessness
~A sprinkle of self-doubt

Directions:

- Mix all the ingredients in a large bowl
- Stir well until you feel a...

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boring into my day once again,
leaves having blown, gathered;
trees reticent, stark.

friends in the shivering North
blanketed with delightful snow,
white as my socks…

...confetti
some south of the border.

          ...

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Two servings:
(Frozen) Don Miguel Mexican dinners
DO NOT remove plastic cover
Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit
(Ovens may vary, cooking times
may require adjustment)
DO NOT prepare in toaster oven
Bake on cookie sheet 30-35 minutes
Carefully remove as PRODUCT WILL...

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It's January and the cold winds blows
the frosty weather beckons snow
Stay inside within the warmth of hearth
preheat the oven for it's time to start
Bake those cakes and them some pies
a peach cobbler and muffins rising...

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Add one part boredom, two parts hate.
A stick of narrow mindedness, you may adjust to taste.
Crack open shallow influences from a broken home.
Make sure the loathing stays, but discard the shell and yolk.
Stir up trouble...

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It is time to break out the oven mitts and apron. 
Ready to indulge in a kitchen-ous sin 
Little hands ready to stir the batter 
Towels in Daddy's hands to clean the splatter. 
Licking the...

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MEAT LOAF DINNER

Ahh! A dinner makes, I thinking of
A Meat loaf dinner                       ...

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Preheat quite low, wee pinch for color flow

A  little  bit  of  molasses  dripped   slow,

with  a  bit  of  lemon and  watch  skin ...

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chill to take my breath away
the tailpipe streamers
this day trip must take place

a cozy talk
heater on sun-strength
Dad bundled up

dust, sweep, mop
clean and sanitize
drop and talk

olives stabbed
martini sipped
Dad dips
his glass
to Mom’s ashes

preheat air fryer
flipping burgers

preheat oven
turning...

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