Long Minks Poems

A prawn masquerading as a peanut can be quite disturbing. So many times a peel is a garment used to shroud. A tentacle hidden. Here and there. Then to reappear with an often violent burst...

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One day a placid platypus was playing in a kitchen. He had discovered that there was often much to sort and much to sort was often much fun. Other platypuses did not realise how much...

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i just want to write some new shii
not on some i wish i was rich tip 
but on some if i ruled the world shii
wouldn't be no school you had to pay for
 last time...

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HOME. By Ted Bundy

There is a place not far from here where purple maggots are the size of deer, pink frogs are there wearing bowties  and hats, now put your hands together for the...

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Part 1

Once upon a drunk bachelors night,
This guy decided to go down to his local drinking site,
Sitting in a sparsely filled dive of a pub,
Couples slurring, singles fingering at crap grub,
The smell of cheap beer...

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They say the world make progress


Today’s industrial developments
 Cause’s rainforest destruction
If you to raise your objections
Could face murder and abductions

Every where people   are dying
By the hands of wicked man
But we been warn of...

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Menu A or Menu B ? oh dear! quite a dilemma really. ha

Tadpoles induced symphonies in a bowl of custard cued. But cued is neither curd nor carved caverns catering cafés. Cafés cage craterous carefully...

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Slowly the sun sets as day turns to night.
Cellars, castles, and caves, places that cause much fright.
These are the areas, I call them my home,
secluded deeply within mausoleums and tombs.
Once I awake from a sleep...

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In these words, Ill splurge; the urge to get back at you. 
Having the moment, you left me you gave me some solitude. 
But etched in the memories, it’s on fast play forever the same,
There’s...

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She was like a big doll, he thought,
As he watched her standing stoically
So prominent in the window display.

A window shopper looked in.  So attractive, he thought.
Suddenly all reminiscent ideas fled,
As she had disappeared from...

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I watch carnival of carnivals quickly unfold
intense barkers are yelling as if their large bears are gold
seeing ultimate thin man and fat lady never gets old
fortune tellers are so unique, they’ve created their mold

tickets are...

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The night deepens her charms
On the threshold the bells toll
Shadows follow her treads
Evading hushed moonlight sheen.

Yonder bellows the wind 
Werewolf’s sniff their clans call
Clouds play hide and seek 
Terror the night she in her minks:...

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Magnificent marauders masquerading magically might mean 
Messy mollusks masticate marbled marigolds momentarily. 
Maybe. 
Moreover, momentous mosquitoes might make marvelous mini-muffins mixing marmalade momentarily. 
Meanwhile 
Minnie made monthly memories merely medicating masses 
Mediocre men mysteriously manufactured...

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quick and lively
grandma has mink faces
on her church coat
fancy hats with veils
and lipstick
not like weekdays
heels
walk to church on the avenue
we've all been married/baptised/buried here

black eyes in the minks scare all children
do they have teeth
we can't...

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Two lovely ladies were walking down the street
Said one to the other, “Wouldn’t it be neat
If my husband gave me some expensive perfume?”
In reply, the other said, “What a message, I think,
Suggesting, in the most...

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So what are the Rule's ?

You wish to place place this wager on ?

And how is the Jury then to Judge ?

Your Bank Account
Your Real Estate 
Your Stocks and Share's 
Minks and Furs 
Supercars ,...

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Those dead minks with the holes where the eyes went
They were both eaten in closets in the sixties right?
Do you remember those moth balls and the hat boxes?
I am going through an old memory of...

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She is a predator at night and a proper lady in the day
Young men, the younger the better but in their early 30's is okay
She has money, but wants to own several men
They can't satisfy...

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What makes the world go round?
   Some say it's music's sound  
And surely it's something rather pleasant
   Enjoyed by folks from kings to peasants...

What makes the world go round?
 ...

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