Long Kvetching Poems
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I hanker and pine for wood burning stove weather
I hanker and pine for wood burning stove weather
I haint no spring chicken,
("Buk buk buk buk ba-gawk!")
but in Summer re:
long in tooth sexagenarian
nostalgic for the following imagery
evoked yesterday with very little effort
(aside...
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Categories:
kvetching, age, allegory, appreciation, celebration, confusion, halloween, natural
Form:
Free verse
Many British thermal units later
Many British thermal units* later
Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer,
(a married heterosexual doofus, –
whose alter egos
named and highlighted courtesy
Gallant and Goofus) attones
to heat these lovely bag of bones
amazingly graceful human...
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Categories:
kvetching, 12th grade, appreciation, blessing, change, humorous, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Highlights From Highland Manor
Highlights from Highland Manor
Courtesy Goofus and Gallant
who began their broadly-drawn
moral plays in the 1950s,
initially depicted as identical twins,
but later on, editors for Highlights
indicated the two were brothers,
but not twins, and...
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Categories:
kvetching, adventure, age, animal, celebration, environment, green, july,
Form:
Rhyme
The Hen House
Cooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant
dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque
of old folks, only a portion of population I met
which achey, flaky, kooky motley crue
disgruntlement fed as peevish...
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Categories:
kvetching, care, class, environment, farewell, grave, nostalgia, retirement,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Inside the Mysterious Enigmatic Fragmentary
Inside The Mysterious Enigmatic Fragmentary...
Mortal Mind Of Matthew Scott Harris
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Seedy gobbledygook ergot
visibly argot bubbled, burbled, bustled...forth
yea...give garbled, jangled, warbled shoutout
if ye doth render
mug gadabout totally confounding,
this unfettered voluminous confection
ruff lee...
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Categories:
kvetching, addiction, age, appreciation, art, desire, mirror, surreal,
Form:
Narrative
Many British Thermal Units Needed
Many British Thermal Units needed...
To heat these lovely bag of bones
more so than required to generate clones
aging musculoskeletal physique groans
kvetching synonymous nsync with exactly
indistinguishable among where generic
garden variety alter kocker and/or like
mummified Pharaoh moans.
Hence, I...
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Categories:
kvetching, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Rhyme
Folie a Deux
Folie à deux
("shared madness," or "madness for two").
I suffer in silence, though not alone
kvetching old curmudgeon (me)
(once upon a time, a promising
long haired pencil necked geek)
buzzfeeding off life's miniseries
of unedited miseries in tandem
with ideal counterpart...
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Categories:
kvetching, 12th grade, celebration, destiny, emotions, grief, meaningful,
Form:
Free verse
Patterson, New Jersey Circa December 1st, 1957
amidst cavorting delightfully, enjoying thorough
frolicking gingerly, foreign hick hating slo
hip-hopping insouciantly sustaining row
biological status quo
kvetching lamely moreso mother became pro
naturally physically rumbling,
heard all the way in Oslo
supposedly twerking,...
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Categories:
kvetching, age, angel, beautiful, birthday, brother, dedication, feelings,
Form:
Ode
The Bane of Restless Leg Syndrome Kicks Back
Minus adverse side effects
courtesy Ropinirole HCL
couple nights I did try,
albeit yours truly wanted to die,
plus also yearned tubby
among grrrrrreat full dead, no lie,
yes absent asthenia, fatigue,
and/or malaise oh my
nausea, vomiting, somnolence, dizziness,
and asthenic condition,
I woefully...
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Categories:
kvetching, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, confusion,
Form:
Free verse
Monopoly Poetry Contest
There once was a poet named Neumann
whose bile went as white as albumen.
He emailed a missive,
his ire derisive,
attempting to yoke fellow humans.
His target would not come to heel,
so then it became an ordeal.
Disguised...
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Categories:
kvetching, anger,
Form:
Limerick
No Reason To Complain
Yikes, aside from mental
health re: psychotherapy,
which haint the worse
cyst phase of being
objectionably being called "old man",
...
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Categories:
kvetching, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, caregiving,
Form:
Free verse
Stop Kvetching Kookamunga
I. e., this unfortunate
mere erred reflection,
aye re: zine
(pronounced Syne),
cuz you Matthew Scott Harris
act like an...
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Categories:
kvetching, 11th grade, 8th grade, january, mirror, satire,
Form:
Free verse
Matthew Scott Harris and His Doppelganger
Figuratively tack one hundred
and eighty degrees away...
where joie de vivre underscores
poetic theme, no matter every day
brings gut wrenching tearful tragedy,
thee attention for heart warming
(powdered milk biscuits
of human kindness)
doth shyly beg...
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Categories:
kvetching, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Alas Ample Alliteration Available
Alas ample alliteration available?!
True (terrific) title: Trump's truckling tutored troopers...;
wily word wizard worried,
where world wide web wickedly wends.
Triumphantly tenaciously (try to) trample treacly
traffickers target timid testifiers traducing,
their traitorous tractable toxic troglodyte:
today transition toward
totalitarianism tidily trends.
Quasimoto...
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Categories:
kvetching, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Alliteration
The Alcoholic In Your Life
The Alcoholic in Your Life
Might be the dirty man in the gutter,
Or your mate, so loaded he can only stutter.
She might be the loudmouth at the bar,
Or the woman who almost died,wrecking her car.
Sadly, could...
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Categories:
kvetching, drink, feelings, inspiration,
Form:
Free verse
Miss Catherine's Grand Parlour
A feeble old woman lives down the hall,
we chat on occasion.
I indulge her constant kvetching of youthful occupants invasion,
since this erstwhile hotel's trendy loft conversion.
Crook'd finger and conspiratory whisper
lure me to door ajar.
She tells of...
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Categories:
kvetching, people, time, old, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Travel and Tsuris and Grandkids, Oh My
Getting together with girlfriends entails,
Aside from the obvious – eating!
Discussions of life and the various ways
We fill time up that seems to be fleeting.
Of course, we compare all our upcoming trips
For our journeys are different...
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Categories:
kvetching, age, friendship,
Form:
Rhyme
Laundry Room Rules
When doing laundry in a room
That’s shared by many others,
You can’t pretend no rules apply,
Like if you had your druthers.
You have to note the starting time
And when the cycle ends,
‘Cause someone else upon
Your punctuality...
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Categories:
kvetching, people, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Complaints
There’s nobody except a saint
Who never utters a complaint
Though there are those who seem to thrive
On kvetching to keep them alive.
“The chair’s too low, the waiter’s rude
And do not ask about the food!
The light’s too...
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Categories:
kvetching, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Relaxing In Central Park
Our park is a place of unnatural wonders
A shirtless man wearing low-riding jeans
Two women buxom and bold, stalking,
While an older gentleman homeless, I suspect
Stakes a claim on a rickety old bench.
Teenagers are playing flag football...
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Categories:
kvetching, people, places, writing,
Form:
Free verse
Buggy Blues
In the soon to be future
they built an A.T.V.
and sent it to Ganymede.
It was ordered to go
here and there,
to dig and scan - it obeyed.
Time passed,
samples were sent back
for analysis.
Eventually NASA diminished,
there were...
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Categories:
kvetching, poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
Baby On the Plane
Wasn't I the lucky one
To find that I was seated
Next to mom and 6 month baby,
So to this I thus was treated:
Lots of crying, lots of kvetching,
Lots of wiggling around,
All while trapped inside an airplane
Miles...
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Categories:
kvetching, baby,
Form:
Rhyme
Zen Thoughtts
QUOTE FROM ALAN WATTS~~~ZEN MASTER.
“LIFE IS THE WAY IT IS; AND LIFE IS THE WAY, IT ISN’T.”
Are we not wanting things to be otherwise?
As we dialogue in poetic disguise?
It’s impossible...
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Categories:
kvetching, emotions, encouraging, peace, tribute,
Form:
Couplet