Inside the Mysterious Enigmatic Fragmentary

Inside The Mysterious Enigmatic Fragmentary... Mortal Mind Of Matthew Scott Harris ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! Seedy gobbledygook ergot visibly argot bubbled, burbled, bustled...forth yea...give garbled, jangled, warbled shoutout if ye doth render mug gadabout totally confounding, this unfettered voluminous confection ruff lee in toto as sample doggone freelance gargon sublime red rover - misaligned with twenty first century time emerging, fishtailing, kvetching, slithering, whipsawing during springtime thaw - oozing out primordial slime, schlepping aboard bissel mishuga train while kibitizing with longfellow ghost hosts Bartleby, thee Herman Hermits, and Stray Cats caterwauling scrivener circumlocution showtime evidences troubadour prima facie tremendous struggle rustling rational rapport, ruminating, citing his dismal schooltime track record muddled, and hence questing to cobble a rhyme distilling, harvesting, and leaching (out pulpy, knotty, Max Headroom Ancien regime filmy... gray matter) in realtime, while strains of Ragtime echo from late nineteenth century tin pan alley, nsync, linkedin cubist, dadaist, existentialist... mine poetic melange jerry rigs flashes random discordant phrases kickstarting hotmail...faintly analogous to processing quicklime mucking with abstract alphabetic mire ranks as playtime forging whimsical tactical trippy thoughts, nursing eternal idealistic Earthly peacetime, worrying away looming mortality, noshing post death as pastime, welcomes input and alien abduction – ME, mine "FAKE" existence, sans charade, facade, masquerade onetime pantomime, no second act allowed, nor revising questionable tour de force I claim NO pièce de résistance, nor overtime, asper waning game of thrown away Life approaches nighttime haven soon...forever rest in peace surrendering requisite burnt offerings, sans (cremated ashes) - meantime fete grateful dead scythe lent hoodlums on warpath to incite bedlam postprandial mealtime prayer final - deathly hallowed gleeful grimace witnessing successful electroshock therapy of yours truly emotionally frozen decades long comatose state thankfully oblivious, when impending curtain call signals finis!