Long Infomercials Poems
Long Infomercials Poems. Below are the most popular long Infomercials by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Infomercials poems by poem length and keyword.
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Categories:
infomercials, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Consonant Like a Vow ElConsonant Like A Vow (el)
Now ma nada twirly (to early) twittering
condolences to the esprit de corps, qua
(just recently) late John McCain, and his
surviving family suddenly damning original
way word odd did see,...
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Categories:
infomercials, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th grade, america,
Form:
Free verse
In the Year 3030In the year 3030
Time travel is what some like to say
a common convenient conveyance.
And is sold like Air travel or Train fair.
Seeing that most people have cars that fly.
For some time travel is considered
to...
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Categories:
infomercials, adventure, business, cool, dream, future, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Everyday American IrritationsGROGGY BEDHEAD NO COFFEE SHUT THE BLINDS .... PRESIDENTIAL NO GOOD CHOICES TELIVISION SIGNAL GLITCH SMEAR ART CAMPAIGN... LATE NIGHT REHEATED RERUN RETWEEKED RETWEETED MORNING NEWS?....
MORE RAIN TOO HOT BROKEN LEFT WINDSHIELD WIPER.... SAME OLD...
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Categories:
infomercials, america, anxiety, celebrity, conflict, confusion, corruption, culture,
Form:
Blitz
Volatile Hazardous Noxious MaterialVolatile Hazardous Noxious Material...
Spews out the maw
bare n paws size of a bear
yes, him Donald Trump
with maniacal glare
gussied up as inane
name calling offensive
analogous to an overstuffed
ego freezing cold stare
putrid enfilade flatulence issuing
from his doughy derriere
smug...
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Categories:
infomercials, america, corruption, evil, fear, grief, horror, racism,
Form:
Political Verse
CombinationsI'm trying a brand new recipe
that is claimed to be delishful.
Fresh beans with hue of grue
with butter pat and bacon fat melded.
I served it to my family
and waited for the praises
My tween son smarked,
"This...
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Categories:
infomercials, words,
Form:
Free verse
Leaning On the Lamp Post of My DreamsCossack Cowboys
Riding Llamas
That they dress
In pink pajamas
Teeny boppers
Blowing bubbles
Biker chicks
Causing trouble
Nuns in Habits
Punks in chains
One or two
Of the deranged
Rubbing Buddha belly
Cravers
And the band
Harvey Danger
David Bowie
Elton John
Both of them
With Spacesuits on
Vegetarians
Eating chicken
Love it fried
Finger licking
In...
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Categories:
infomercials, dream, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
The Book of Genesis - Logos InvictusIn the beginning, the Word stood alone,
A solitary witness to creation.
Its single nascent syllable was pleasant in tone,
But found itself in need of conversation.
In the beginning, the Word harnessed time,
Till language lit the darkness of...
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Categories:
infomercials, allegory,
Form:
Lyric
We Take All Major Credit CardsWhat's with all those infomercials
Those people talking in circles
Trying to sell you stuff you don't need
Tell you their product will do this guaranteed
They are always on really late
With their shtick...
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Categories:
infomercials, funny, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Just a Note...More TomfooleryYup, did it again...2 am, and I lost 4 or 5 poems...which will have to be redone...I
will try to wait till tomorrow, as I am exhausted from a stressful day...what am I
doing wrong???...
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Categories:
infomercials, adventure, angst, childhood, education, natural disasters, on
Form:
Bio
VisitorI had another lover over last night.
Loneliness.
Knocking on my door, even though he has his own key.
Beneath my silent covers he crawls.
Mummers moist against
my blue bruised sighs. I confess salty, soft, sins.
Embrace.
Under stale...
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Categories:
infomercials, angst, confusion, life, , Lullaby,
Form:
Blank verse
The HillsCresent moon consorts
Met on a hillside, dew-soaked and overgrown
Seducing the sun from sleep.
Before infomercials succumbed to scheduled shows
You were my cartoons and cereal.
Sugary, sitting so close to your screen.
Our skin blowing steam,
Fattening the fog...
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Categories:
infomercials, nature, nostalgia, pain, moon, sun,
Form:
Free verse
Three Easy Payments !Sleep number sixty-five,
get a set of Ginsu knives.
One hundred fifty all time hits,
a rowing machine to make you fit.
An amazing chamois to dry your car,
a GPS to tell you how far.
A contour belt to tighten...
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Categories:
infomercials, funny
Form:
Rhyme
ExposureI have this recurring fantasy. I travel to northern Ontario and hire a bush pilot who flies me to the Great Slave Lake. It is a one way trip.
I carry my trusty Ronco Survival...
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Categories:
infomercials, adventure, farewell, life, nature,
Form:
Haibun
All To Be ContentTV- you see allot of dumb stuff,
you hear their commercials…
clever, yet they holler, isn't this enough,
they bombard you with paid infomercials,
We’ve turned it off, switched to DVD's
an our computer, xbox...
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Categories:
infomercials, analogy, change, education, emotions, feelings, introspection, judgement,
Form:
Free verse
InsomniaMind is racing, too tired to sleep
Tried everything, even counting sheep
Turn on the TV as the channels I scan
Being up all night was not the plan
Infomercials and movies, all seen before
Battling my brain, this means...
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Categories:
infomercials, life, poems, poetry, sleep,
Form:
Rhyme
Happy EndingThings between us have changed.
Pretending only presents the underlying problem.
We spend our time in seperate rooms.
The television on two seperate channels.
Still unable to find what we're looking for.
Demanding peace unwilling to press for...
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Categories:
infomercials, black african american, heartbreak, life, relationship,
Form:
Free verse
Vivacious HipsI didn't choose to be vivacious
I would take it back any day
These hips I grew into
were far more than my youth could chew
I remember daddies eyes
Before my hips put him
In compromising positions...
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Categories:
infomercials, life, love,
Form:
Free verse
LimelightDark and murky they hide their face
political appetite for many
I don't have any
even if there was a parking space
A star some born in which to be
some hunger for destruction
fear of abduction
from the paparazzi
I was almost...
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Categories:
infomercials, celebrity, perspective,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Housing Complaints
The souls of the Damned in Perdition
Oft complain of their hellish conditions.
“TV reception is bad,
There’s no WiFi to be had,
And there's talk of starting a petition!”
And added a lost...
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Categories:
infomercials, humor,
Form:
Limerick