Marvelous Minnie

Marvelous Minnie had a hissy fit and threw her lamp down the stairs. It hit an elf, a gargoyle, and four children dressed as Goldilocks and the Bears. They ran up to see what was going on in the Witch’s crazy old mind. I am sorry, she said. I did not think ahead, this was truly unkind. And so they forgave her, but the next thing she decided to do…. Was to throw stuff out the window, and a couch landed on two. They were shrieking and screaming and wailing to beat the band. I don’t even care, she said. I thought their motives were underhand. Come on! Her Auntie Feefife said. Give them a break, they turned into curd. Transmogrify them into something else please, their squawking is rather absurd.