Long Hedgehog Poems

:) now this is what Im talking bout .... nothin iz 2 uncommon when all you got 2 eat iz Ramen 
noodles 4 all y'all poodles
 seahorse sonar struggle with senses 
far beyond the realm...

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gardens are where we are:

  from "Eden" to "Gilgamesh", "Babylon" to "Gethsemane"
  from mountain to coast, town to country
  from wetlands to desert oasis, under the sea to the edge of ice
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(See part 1 first) 

"He's to powerful" yelled Knuckles which was funny cause he had all the muscle
If where going to beat him we have to find Shadow and Rouge to help fight too"
"I'll go"...

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The missionary had a cat, which travelled in the hold
That missionary sat beside a lady with a cold
She had a pointed hat and sneezed when they were due to land
Her book of spells flipped open...

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This is a true story- no names have been changed to protect the idiot........

Nb- * - a car bonnet is a hood in the United states.
      ** - censored.

On my...

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So I asked my little Kublai with his big sad face
Where are the doggy toys that once litter the place
No chewy ball, no pull rope or bone of cloth
No toy birds or animals how did...

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Although I hardly gave it a thought
I didn't really doubt
our miniature juniper, a bonsai,
would survive our desert vacation.
                 ...

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NOT AGAIN THOMAS

On Thomas meowing at the front door this morning, on opened the door instead of coming in, he ran across the front garden and lay down next to the front garden wall and...

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Walk in the kitchen
No food in the fridge
If half of y'all would have experienced that
Y'all would have jumped off a bridge
So ice cream for dinner
My cavities are a winner
The game of life
I'm only a beginner
And...

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senators seeing stapled starkers
Loopholes. Lanky long. Llama Klamath llama please do not lean on those bent gables. For gables are gargling and gargling sounds very eerily similar to a gaggle of geese. Mission endeavour is...

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Harry the hedgehog was wandering by
Looking for a spot where he could fly,
This is quite serious cause hedgehogs you see
Well, they sort of wobble along just like me.

He wobbled along till he came to the...

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Sorry if I leave you star shooken
I’m just doing me
I’m just dancing like no one is looking
All the good things are taken
So I’m looking for great
I’m eating sweat potatoes and success
Man I love what’s on...

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Turtles drooping can be signs of elitist tantrums on borderline wave cones. Such colours. And often feedback is not fodder so therefore indigestible. Taming a 3foot bullock who is battling to grow horns is often...

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Sassy the Assassinator

Sassy is a lapdog, not a large bird-dog  
She likes to chase hopping bullfrogs or a hiding hedgehog.
She is a friend to a cat, but not to a groundhog
But she thinks she’s...

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The rain came down suddenly like madman beating on the roof, knocking on doors and spilling its vengeance on the floor.

 I couldn’t stand to see the water digging out the wounds in the tree...

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I’ll never forget that dark November night
Driving home on a moonless evening
One minute the road ahead seemed to be clear
Then you appeared from out of nowhere
I tried hard to stop, slammed on the breaks 
But...

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I went to visit grandma in the rural countryside
With not a lot to do, she said, “Why don’t we take a ride?”
While speeding down the road, I said, “You’re on the dotted line.”
She said, ‘Round...

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My garden backs onto a farm
Which shouldn’t cause any alarm
With so much fresh air
I’m glad I live there 
And only one thing spoils its charm

I feed the birds and feral cats
At night I enjoy watching...

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What more delicate than the singing of the birds as they flutter and stumble,
Sweet as apple crumble
The wren and the robin, heads a bobbin, squabbling over fallen sunflower seed
Each his need
The bigger they are, the...

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SO WHO DRANK THE MILK

Thomas the cat let up such a stink last night wanting to go out 11 pm, I had no other choice, but; to let him out, where he then shot off...

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The most beautiful
thing, sing the
birds
Gorgeous as the
sound. around the
crashing of waves
That morning tweet,
sweet as apple
crumble
The wren , the
robin, bobbin his
head, on a quest for
worm juicy

The squirrel racing
the fence, hence
some other beat him
to the nuts
Two at...

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THE HEDGEHOG
 
Hedgehog, hedgehog, what shall I do 
During the daytime I can never find you. 
 
I look up the garden, by day and at night
Of you and your family I never catch sight....

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Charley was being obnoxious so I took away his hedgehog,
it’s such a small toy anyways for a big Doberman dog.
A spoiled rotten boy who whined for an hour or so
hoping to get his way and...

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The LittLe Flowepot 


A little flower pot all alone,

Looking for a loving home.

Over the years he had grown many flowers,

Inside the window and away from the showers.



Geraniums, chrysanths and many more

Reds, pinks, yellows and blue...

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I'll say all the things they hate to say
I look for everything I hate to see
I know nothing out there has a chance of breaking me
I found peace in myself, I'll never rely on another...

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