Long Hams Poems
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A Day On the Farm
"You really wanna know? Cause I'll tell ya if you really wanna know. You'll be thinkin' I'm crazy before I'm done, but I'll tell ya... ifn' you really wanna know."
The day started like any other,...
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Categories:
hams, farm, myth,
Form:
Prose
My Corporate Life and How It All EndedI met with some bankers in fine textured suits.
I struck a deal quick. (I had such a knack.)
I offered rare cacti and tropical fruits –
a cure-all for things that ail your back.
I served 'em...
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Categories:
hams, business, humor, humorous, money, political, satire,
Form:
Couplet
Robbie - Ham Guilty For GobbledygookI, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook...
and ruffling turkey feathers!
An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith
once, a former main lion resident
living social where Tigress and Euphrates
converge and pool into Lake Wobegone ...
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Categories:
hams, 12th grade, 9th grade, adventure, allusion, america,
Form:
Rhyme
A Winters TaleThe bones of winter cracked the ice black, coal black night.
A hoary wind spits frost crystals that dazzle and blur the sight.
Boney fingers of bare deciduous wood, scratch against the eaves
as the stranger's tread crackles...
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Categories:
hams, christmas, december, humanity, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
AlienA.L.I.E.NS
(Advanced people Living In an Enigmatic world under a Nation with a Stentorian voice.)
Hear me, as I roar.
Hear me, as I walk on two than foe.
Hear me, as I pour this O.E all over the...
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Categories:
hams, dream, nostalgia, visionary, wisdom,
Form:
Imagism
Wonderful Worthing Promenade Part 2Candy floss, seaside rock, smoothies, and flags sporting
Union Jacks
Replace the old traditions of striped deckchairs
And Kiss-Me-Quick hats.
Chipwicks for our salt and vinegar fries
And their pole-and-line freshly caught local Cod;
The Vintners Parrot: For thick sizzling...
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Categories:
hams, sea,
Form:
Rhyme
Animal Chain AtocitiesAnimal Chain Atrocities
No longer a bucolic photo op
bedecking a cover of Life magazine
Free grazing
pastoral images
now but bewildered enslavement
Animal commodities
factory farms and feedlots
CAFO habitats raising
sixty billion a year for dinner tables
Chickens
Hi-Tech slaughter
football fields long
alethic poor
four walled...
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Categories:
hams, animal,
Form:
Free verse
Work In Progress 2Fun fact ...got a birth mark the size and color of a watermelon seed on the right lower cheek of my butt.
Hence my theme song she's got a freckle on her butt but she's purdy.Now...
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Categories:
hams, family,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
hams, social,
Form:
Rhyme
Aunt Fanny's Food FeastsFor several years when our kids were little, every Thanksgiving Day, we all loaded up and headed for Aunt Fanny’s house. New faces and lots of food were big attractions. There was...
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Categories:
hams, community, family, food, thanksgiving day,
Form:
Narrative
Troll Inspired CommunityI have to ask the question of old, how did the trolls move west?
How did they sneak across the ocean, and to the old Midwest?
How did the Trolls come our way, then into our basement...
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Categories:
hams, adventure, fantasy, friendship, funny, imagination, uplifting, old,
Form:
Light Verse
I Ham Quill Tee For GobbledygookI ham quill tee for gobbledygook...
and ruffling tail feathers!
An innocent miss steak kin...
once former main lion den cha hoard servant,
resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar
hoof faux whatever reason iz explore
ring bing foo fighting beastie boy,...
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Categories:
hams, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Rhyme
ChocolateWe live somewhat like dust specks,
Or like pollen.
My mother doesn’t know who my father is,
she says I merely came on the wind. Except that’s where we’ve stayed.
At night I wonder why other children get to...
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Categories:
hams, foodmother, words, change, mother,
Form:
I do not know?
I Ham Guilty For GobbledygookI ham guilty for gobbledygook...
and ruffling turkey feathers!
An innocent miss steak kin...
once former main lion,
resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar
ring beastie boy, who doth
newt practice, what he preaches your
truly battens down chicken
coop hatches so......
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Categories:
hams, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, environment,
Form:
Blitz
After Nine Episodesfter nine episodes
Our new generation must know
The whole thing started
With President Carter
Who was in the Commander's chair
And the computer dreamers were setting off Internet flairs.
Billed as a trip back to the...
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Categories:
hams, fantasy, film, kid, light, space, star, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
The Birth of TraditionThe Pilgrims were so happy to finally set foot on Plymouth Rock,
They decided that the time had come for each to take some stock.
They built themselves a Pilgrim town of houses and very little more,
Then...
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Categories:
hams, funny, holiday, men, women, home, home, men,
Form:
Light Verse
Mo'skeeters, Spiders 'N' SnakesLord, we are so grateful fer the gracious bounty of Yer Creation!
But there are some things You created that cause us some vexation.
We appreciate that You've given us ice cream, bagels 'n' strawberry shakes,
But was...
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Categories:
hams, creation, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
First Two In the Poetic BooksWolves were wandering all alone
At home
On a Sunday AM morning
Goodies empty in their storing
Feeling pretty dandy
But there was this craving for candy
Calling to deliver toffee
Thinking it would be...
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Categories:
hams, animal, candy, england, fairy, home, london, words,
Form:
Rhyme
Country StoreYesterday, I happened upon a quaint, old-time country store.
I felt I was reliving my youth as I trod its squeaky wooden floor!
The sights and smells were familiar when I entered the door.
Memories flooded my soul...
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Categories:
hams, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
I Simply Held the Light For My HeroMy Dad was a very practical man, so adept at many things.
Why, he could fix my bike and replace a watch's springs!
Many times I stayed by his side as he worked late into the night.
I...
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Categories:
hams, dad, father, me, son,
Form:
Rhyme
Hog Renderin' TimeThere are so many memories of Hoosier farm life that I remember,
But one in particular I recall occured each cold and drear November.
Dad would proclaim, "The old boar has reached his maximum weight!"
That meant the...
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Categories:
hams, nostalgiadad, old, dad, farm, old,
Form:
Rhyme
The Landing - CorrectedTHE LANDING - corrected
The big jetliner banked sharply left,
descending out of a bad thunderstorm,
lined up on the runway, its six landing lights
like a big chandelier suddenly turned up by
an unseen hand, the passengers sweating and
shaking,...
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Categories:
hams, angst, conflict, memory,
Form:
Free verse
OktoberfestOKTOBERFEST
Wielding the power of the hefty beer stein,
Energized with viking-like biceps,
We lift the suds in veneration
In front of our patriotic hearts.
Lively band plays Ein Prosit,
Lips coordinate, resounding louder and louder.
Parade of dirndls and lederhosen...
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Categories:
hams, celebration,
Form:
Acrostic
The LandingTHE LANDING
The big jetliner banked sharply left,
descending out of a bad thunderstorm,
lined up on the runway, its six landing lights
like a big chandelier suddenly turned up by
an unseen hand, the passengers sweating and
shaking, sure that...
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Categories:
hams, scary,
Form:
Free verse
GrandmasGrandmas are experts at baking cookies and other things,
For their grandkids and the delight to them it brings!
She reads and tells of family lore as they sit upon her lap.
When sleepy heads begin to nod,...
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Categories:
hams, familyfamily, family,
Form:
Rhyme