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Jack and Jill

Jack took Jill up the hill
To give O’ Jill a thrill
He put it in 
She started to sing
Take it out; I’m not yet on the pill

Jack said, “I know what to do,”
“We’ll go to town and I’ll buy them for you.”
Twas around dawn 
They saw a boy blowing a cow in the corn
It was, yes, bricky bad boy blue

Boy blue moved in a flash 
And Blue and Jack met in a clash
Hit jack with a pale 
Boy, did Jack yell and wail
His forehead had a 3 centimetre gash

Jack held his crown
As he fled away from the town 
He bled from the head
And thought he was dead
He fainted on a hill which he came rolling down.

Blue and Jill got the pills not long after
She swallowed it down with some water
Blue and Jill did the biz
Jill’s hair was in a frizz
Her little secret was exposed by a laughter
Form: Burlesque


Premium Member Blue Goose

The first automobile I ever had,
I bought when I was a sixteen year old lad.
Since it was numerous times pre-owned,
Its gears and innards groaned and moaned!

It was a nineteen-thirty-seven Ford Deluxe,
And as I recall it cost two-hundred and fifty bucks.
It had sixty-five horses under the hood.
To keep apace of traffic, I pedaled as fast as I could!

The great Barney Oldfield I tried to emulate,
As roaring about town I did perambulate!
I made intimate acquaintance with many a cop,
And as a result had some serious chats with my Pop!

It was known by its sobriquet, the Blue Goose,
And although I put it through lots of abuse,
It got me and my dates to movies and proms,
But I suspect it was a bane to some anxious moms!

Since my youth I've owned finer automobiles,
But I've never been prouder of a set of wheels!
The Blue Goose got me everywhere I wanted to go,
And compared to prices today, sure cost a lot less dough!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(© All Rights Reserved)
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Form: Rhyme

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