Jack and Jill

Jack took Jill up the hill To give O’ Jill a thrill He put it in She started to sing Take it out; I’m not yet on the pill Jack said, “I know what to do,” “We’ll go to town and I’ll buy them for you.” Twas around dawn They saw a boy blowing a cow in the corn It was, yes, bricky bad boy blue Boy blue moved in a flash And Blue and Jack met in a clash Hit jack with a pale Boy, did Jack yell and wail His forehead had a 3 centimetre gash Jack held his crown As he fled away from the town He bled from the head And thought he was dead He fainted on a hill which he came rolling down. Blue and Jill got the pills not long after She swallowed it down with some water Blue and Jill did the biz Jill’s hair was in a frizz Her little secret was exposed by a laughter