Jack and Jill
Jack took Jill up the hill
To give O’ Jill a thrill
He put it in
She started to sing
Take it out; I’m not yet on the pill
Jack said, “I know what to do,”
“We’ll go to town and I’ll buy them for you.”
Twas around dawn
They saw a boy blowing a cow in the corn
It was, yes, bricky bad boy blue
Boy blue moved in a flash
And Blue and Jack met in a clash
Hit jack with a pale
Boy, did Jack yell and wail
His forehead had a 3 centimetre gash
Jack held his crown
As he fled away from the town
He bled from the head
And thought he was dead
He fainted on a hill which he came rolling down.
Blue and Jill got the pills not long after
She swallowed it down with some water
Blue and Jill did the biz
Jill’s hair was in a frizz
Her little secret was exposed by a laughter
Copyright © Sidney Hall Mad Poet | Year Posted 2010
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