Long Excreted Poems

A Tribute to Jan Allison, I miss her on PS!


There's a sweet woman I know as Jan,
a valued member of the soup clan.
Her limericks are the best,
Poop humor above the rest!
Her long absence has been...

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A man sitting on a toilet seat giving strength to his belly, 
though resting his chin on his hand imitating the thinker 
who is sitting in front of the gate of hell with deep thoughts,...

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Detailing delicate defecation debacle

Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into 
place of ablutions
all the while skipping to my loo
umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet
turned toward hot temperature
so toilet would finally,
magnificently, and royally flush.

As...

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otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into 
place of ablutions
all the while skipping to my loo
umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet
turned toward hot temperature
so toilet would finally,
magnificently, and royally flush.

As ofttimes occurred in...

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US AND THE STATE OF THE WORLD

With our present world encapsulated
In a shell of abject tragedy, it’s becoming
Painfully difficult to pen pleasurable words
Of the beautiful glow of the graces of nature
As that of humankind blooms...

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Temple of the Gods


Within the realities, unseen deified admits a parallel preen
A shielded smokescreen for their succus is made unclean
In the matriarchal machine a throne tallat for the Queen
A calumnious convene in illusions that dered...

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Concubine thine;
tasteful of mediocrity
Like crushed acidic vine

a misplaced favour
Pseudo credit bliss
sold without honour

Like soured wine.
Your pride 
Was without fine

no token paid
You re stolen water 
exchange on you was never bargained made

I scent you stolen waters...

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Abundant Autumn


Cooling air with colouring redder skies
Fooling landscapes upon marram lies
Fuelling frosted with dewed sunrise
Ruling leaves falling from revver highs

Deciduous trees succus leaving nectars
Mellifluous winds creating rotor sectors
Ambiguous pigments in sexes of hectares
Conspicuous colours within...

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oh wow sir george claremdon on a horse. trit trot.

A ninety nine nonsensical length of a trumpet voicing face facing west and east is a coastal cavity of dimensional spaces. It appears that even if...

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Mom told me once that 
Her cat's eye necklace
Was a favorite.
There was something about it
That filled it with glamour.
Years later I learned it appealed
To her because it was chatoyant.

A few decades ago, 
Every ingenue was...

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Unswerving in your sincere actions,
stating the main purpose of intentions;
no venom is excreted from enlarged veins
without the fear of horrific moments!  

Be grateful for the ample kindness shown,
never a trace of bitter sentiment or...

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Cotton, blood and nerves
Summed up, that's about the extent 

No eternal flames flicker six feet above
clouds still shiftless 
those beams that carry angles didn’t even shine down

No purpose or place
just a common face

See  
there...

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fire engine scarlet red 
is the color of the fire fighting Amaranth dead 
who hide there sinful Liability
as they wave at me 
from beyond my walking concrete grave 
to let me know, that my time...

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I KNOW MY WORLD
Don’t come to my world
Its milk and honey
Are that of excreted inks

A world where
Lines are made into walls
Out of a dancing pen

A world where
Her neighboring villages
Are called stanzas
And her clans 
Known for...

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Biff Gets His Fill

By Elton Camp

Sue, Biff’s wife, simply loved her dog
Though he was filthy as a rooting hog

To keep Fido outside she didn’t try
The house became as dirty as a sty

He took a nap...

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Excreted from the void and lost,
At last his consciousness clocked in,
While at a window licked with frost,
Which coyly seemed to beckon him.

The wagging of the front door bell’s
Accusatory silver tongue
Could not reverse the potent spell
Of...

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You reawaken my broken cell,
Killed every germs in my growing love,
& perfumed my heart to your heartfelt joy

Every time I see your smile,
my soul dances to your romantic jazz
&make me drag heartbreak into hell

You're the...

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Aching with such soreness, the thought
of touching glass longing to shatter in pieces
but uncertain as to how much force.
Strength of varying degrees to apply
and yet fearful of shattered glass,
brittle grains of sand and levels
of the...

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Place the void before me and I will cower

Fill it and I will pulse with awe

Neither pushes me down the path

The winding way, that greenish-yellow place

I once described in my innocence.


I'm mistaken, languishing

Anticipating some outside...

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The spring wrestled the grain of sand 
And scattered it free floating in the 
Whirlwind on natures’ crystal spring
A tiny bird swept in to sip a drink
A dazzled by the floating grain 
Tasted it and...

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