Long Excrement Poems
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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited
Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.
A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of agonizing death scene rendition
stabbing sphincter muscle spasms
wrench yours truly...
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Categories:
excrement, abuse, adventure, anger, angst, body, humorous, obituary,
Form:
Free verse
Backhand
"Backhand"
You have turned me
inside out, cut open
like a tennis ball
I used to beat backhand
along with the racket
hard against the garage wall
To make sense of it all
as a child, the grief stolen
all too swiftly and replaced...
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Categories:
excrement, child abuse, mother daughter, strength,
Form:
Free verse
Animal 'Quackers' - Comments and Response From Poemhunter
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Lora Colon – Poemhunter.com
Okay, Long Tooth. You have some explaining to do. Really. I'm not sure what you are trying to say in this poem.
I 'sort of' get the...
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Categories:
excrement, appreciation, engagement, humor,
Form:
Didactic
Apocalyptic Poems I
These are prophetic poems and apocalyptic poems ...
The Vision of the Overseer’s Right Hand
by Michael R. Burch
“Dust to dust ...”
I stumbled, aghast,
into a valley of dust and bone
where all men become,
at last, the same color...
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Categories:
excrement, earth, earth day, environment, future, humanity, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Defecation accidentally clogged
Defecation accidentally clogged...
for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to overflow onto the floor,
and hence found yours truly (me)
immersing himself...
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Categories:
excrement, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing, december, extended metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Light On the Devil's Chord - Day 12
His words stung me, as the cries from the maelstrom seem to retort
Their scattered, foreign words and wails retching their say
I listened, almost mesmerized,
Pulverized
“Come,” Said he,
With threatening authority
Upwards, higher than the balcony from which we...
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Categories:
excrement, adventure, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, conflict, hope, muse,
Form:
Free verse
The Last Train, Part I
On the canvas of a cold, grey, winter sky,
In large black letters above the Iron Gate,
Read the message: "Arbeit Macht Frei".
A shrewdly sinister, propagandist lie,
Designed to deceive all of our eventual fate.
This was the very...
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Categories:
excrement, allegory, allusion, analogy, holocaust, horror, loss, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
Halloween Poems Iii
No One
by Michael R. Burch
No One hears the bells tonight;
they tell him something isn’t right.
But No One is not one to rush;
he lies in grasses greenly lush
as far away a startled thrush
flees from horned owls...
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Categories:
excrement, angel, dark, eve, evil, fear, gothic, horror,
Form:
Rhyme
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvii Highlight of February 12th, 2023
Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023
Above title attests
how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure overflowing excrement
er... rather excitement.
Apt aforementioned accurate personal description
believe me not,...
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Categories:
excrement, 12th grade, abuse, adventure, anger, anxiety, bereavement,
Form:
Rhyme
No One Counts the Bodies Jesus Walked Past
Kensington spreads its legs—
lets the city crawl in,
dripping Xylazine / fentanyl / tranq,
open sore veins
moaning dirty dirges.
False prophets—
all piss and panic—
bark half-lies
through decaying molars,
fingering apathy
for spare change.
You smell it
five blocks before you enter.
The stench tests...
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Categories:
excrement, addiction, death, drug, mental illness, poverty, urban,
Form:
Didactic
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvi Highlight of February 13th, 2022
Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022
Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure overflowing excrement
er... rather excitement.
Apt aforementioned accurate personal description
believe me not,...
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Categories:
excrement, adventure, cool, devotion, farewell, happiness, heaven, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Statue Speaks
A Statue Speaks
The morning takes it's first breath of daylight
Exhaling the sunrise that fills the sky with colored
brilliance. ...
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Categories:
excrement, dedication,
Form:
Free verse
100 Percent Natural Psyllium Husk Delivered Solid Ecstasy
100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy
As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found yours truly
doubled over in gastrointestinal agony
as if elephant or red (livid...
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Categories:
excrement, best friend, caregiving, freedom, happiness, humorous, hurt,
Form:
Free verse
Green Hell
As I fall into the buzzing altar of heavy
metal shifting sand, maw, swirling sheets,
illness drools plus plus halcyon?
drawn too many wrinkles...
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Categories:
excrement, art,
Form:
Rhyme
Heaven For Dummies, Yes, You - Hell Debunked
Heaven for Dummies, Yes, You! (Hell Debunked)
You may think I’m all ‘Ego’ or ‘Certified Loon,’
but I pray you’ll consider this humble attempt
to move riffraff from ruts, to unstick (maze stuck) muse
through a monstrous attack on...
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Categories:
excrement, faith,
Form:
Rhyme
Of Road Rage and the Poetrysoup Profanity Policy
As Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.
Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe;
'Twas one of life’s unwanted...
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Categories:
excrement, anger, conflict, culture, funny, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
My Lies
Now I seal these lying lips until forces open.
I confessed.
Now it is time for my silent repenting
Deserved shame is the string sewing my sinning lips closed.
For unworthy lips as mine do part,
no right...
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Categories:
excrement, allusion, angel, bible, corruption, feelings, judgement, religion,
Form:
I do not know?
If I Was God
If I was God
I'd be angry with the world
I'd be angry with Christians
Because I told them
How to overcome the world's problems
first they were to go out into the world
and become fishers of men
then they...
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Categories:
excrement, inspiration, international,
Form:
Narrative
Cockroach Soliloquy
Cockroach Soliloquy
By:Judge Burdon
The cockroaches left me a wake up message
Written with saliva and excrement
it was placed conspicuously in a garbage can
where they knew that I'd find it
while in search of...
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Categories:
excrement, character,
Form:
Free verse
Cockroach Soliloquy
Cockroach Soliloquy
By:Judge Burdon
The cockroaches left me a wake up message
Written with saliva and excrement
it was placed conspicuously in a garbage can
where they knew that I'd find it
while in search of...
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Categories:
excrement, character,
Form:
Free verse
The Accumulant
as a child
the amazement with little things,
the wrapper on the present,
(instead of the present itself)
shiny objects & furry fuzzies,
all brought with them an
enjoyment which couldn’t be held onto---
crumbling brittle &
swiftly falling through the hands with...
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Categories:
excrement, life, , western,
Form:
Free verse
A Burst of Blarney
yes, this daft punk pink animal from farm ville will newt axe
any thank u mooch positive word does not rick choir whet backs
now i hold out virtual fig leaf tub buffer
end...
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Categories:
excrement, 11th grade, 12th grade, desire, funny love,
Form:
Light Verse
Rational Awe
a non-believer in the great fictions,
the ridiculous notions of the organized
religions of the world
does not walk around
without the ability to experience the
wonder of this world
this only world
in which we exist for an extremely...
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Categories:
excrement, life, world, people, people, , literature,
Form:
Free verse
Alpha Bet Cap Cha
Alpha Bet Cap Cha
Just twenty six letters of the english language to whit
twisted in various & sundry combinations pit
this bull dog of a canonical wordsmith with true grit
to craft bone a fide filigreed grammatical parts...
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Categories:
excrement, anxiety, crazy, devotion, giggle, imagination, power, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Dead and Dying
Someone should write a
poem, for all the dead and
dying;
Of how inside their homes,
the blood is red and drying.
Of how night came upon
them, with flames and
desolation.
Of faces fraught with...
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Categories:
excrement, sorrow
Form:
ABC