Long Con Poems

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Upon the Saddle Con Amore

The perception that marriage is lack of  connected  with "craziness" 
                          Empathy, and Unresolved Conflicts
Poor communications and the lack of effective communicative skills
and the constant influences of others can cause a relationship to fail
She wished to stand out front of the crowd by impressing her friends,
she had been unfaithful to all those she had afflictions with and when
she meet a stranger she said she had been blessed now she was able to
leave all the others alone and start new with the guy she had just meet...
Negative interaction developed days after she told her new male friend
 that she was pregnant and he was the father: they celebrated happily and smiled before the world as they had planned to marry: she said that these
 had been the happiest four months of her life: but when they went to the doctor the doctor said she was six months pregnant. Well the guy told her that he could not be the father due to the time frame. She told him she was only four months pregnant to just stick around and see. Well he did, and three months later a beautiful daughter emerged, and he packed up and left. He detached from the craziness, and found someone who loved him without the need of involving many people to make a spectacle of oneself and others.


                        

                                              Written by
                                    R.U.Wittol Bedsweaver
                                  "Were We Say Yeah Right"
Form: Ballad


Fake Fish

Every where in the world
When you eat fish
In a restaurant

The restaurant owners
Claim it is salmon or tuna
Or other delicious fish

But the sad reality
60 percent of the time
You are eating fake fish

The fish may be fish 
Or may not be fish
But if it is indeed fish
It is probably tilapia

Or some other cheap 
Bottom feeding scumbag fish
Filled with toxins 

And possibly tape worms
And other parasites

And as you eat your delicious fish
You are eating the fake fish

And helping the fish industry
Continue this con game

But there is nothing you can do
Except for catching your own fish
And preparing it yourself

So, when you eat fish
Pretend if you must

That you eating salmon or tuna
While you eat your tilapia
And pay the salmon/tuna premium price

from my unpublished chapbook, "fake things" available on my web page https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com
© Jake Aller  Create an image from this poem.

What Fame Con Do

What fame can do

Parked outside the local supermarket I saw a Rolls Royce
I straighten my shoulder and walked in with dignity.
The staff looked tense like an Imam had visited a church sermon.
Then I saw him, a tall elegant man deeply tanned, I can´t say black
anymore, but my wife comes from Kinshasa.
He walked around the shop looking at things unnerving us,
finally, he bought an apple, ate it on his way to the rolls,
Threw the apple core away entered (open-topped)
And drove away. 
The staff was relieved, told me he was a famous actor, 
It is not every day such an elevated personality visited our shop.
© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Con-spire brands, and despair'

It burns real sore..Much despair is tendered.' Like it or not? Like could your soul be up-ended?
Its under the fence.? Beyond those pales.' It whispers there are screams; and epic fails.'
An example of the ducking stool.? No matter your standing ( the labelling tools?) Are blunt
And  forcefully handled. Too...' ad-nauseum Rules.. dunk dunk dunk.' We observe the thunk,? And
Timbreless'ness  second guess..Or ten thousand more 'artificial input un-topical' man are
These doughnuts RAW.!! I guess chocolate is their vanilla? Who nightmared this up? In a
Tangle of interdiction.' At an insanity hub.? Ekow.' and how! my summation in the main, I think.? I guess.
They are out.' Yet never free.' There just seems to be no gain? Is this just like 'twister?' From those
Who have an allergy to deeper games' such as chess.? Or bridge? Or poker.? Or any thing that.. Tries your wits.' ENOUGH.! Of such boring format." With choice straightjacket? Or chocolate
Suit.?

Premium Member Silence Is Never An Option

The wild, wild, west he shot his last gun,
the big bad felon that thought he had won.

His boots are now kicking his big toes,
He's left a trail of nowhere to go.

The dusty road has all blown away,
No longer a tenderfoot, that's what they say.

This is what I know, this is what I send, 
there is always a means to the end.

There are people who are artist, 
nothing to do with talent, it's the farthest.

Taking a life or someones money, 
to them it's all still funny.

There are people who are rotting, 
deserving what they've gotten.

The bars they used to drink in,
are now bars holding them.

Ones whose punishment escaped them,
they will surely pay.

There's still alot to say,
And she along with God...will someday.
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Con-events

This just in from our local news team:


     A nun was detained by two students after class and forced
to drink a dry martini.

    The students, John Peterson and Shirley Kemper
(who wish to remain anonymous) said they began to ask the nun, 
Sister Alowiscious ( known on the inside as Sister Mary Sunshine),
about rumors of wild events at the Convent of Holy Pain.

    As Sister Mary sipped, the following was revealed.
She spoke of bubble bath parties and dancing conga lines. She
then spilled the tea on clandestine sleepovers and secret
wine tastings. The nuns devised a plan to smuggle bottles 
from the nearby rectory in wine bags fastened by rosary beads
attached to the sash under their habits.

   She related one instance when wine was obtained at bingo.
A local liquor store had donated a prize basket of cheer.
Sister Benedictate called the numbers on a “ fill-the-card “game
and claimed nobody won, as a ball marked “free space” 
had not been drawn from the machine .
She kept the basket amidst boos and jeers from the disgruntled
senior citizens leaving the room.

    As if these revelations weren’t enough, Sister Sunshine then
teased that an even more shocking story was forthcoming -
(involving a certain “Sister Superior” and a bake sale!)-
only on condition that she receive a second martini
 ( with extra olives)!

Stay tuned for more updates from this developing story…..

Premium Member Con-spiring, not inspiring '

Wots haarp.?? Dunno.' Or the ninth circle
Rituals..All balony.? Well who wans'a kno?
Always some with suffink to moan about
Ooo's thst Maria Farmer anyway.? I ave me
Doubts.!!! And that myocarditis up by sixty
Two percent.? Taint nuffink to concern
 me bout..
I'm well content, i took 10 jabs and the flu
Symtoms, well they were less..I still gotthe
Co-vid.' And well yeah? i've pased the dumb test.' I never look on the internet its way too frightening..' Or so i've been told by the govdot.. i only respect their enlightening..
I do miss the banks tho.? And smaller shops, but thats just from progression it'll
Never stop! I never question why that
 pope
Resigned.? And see that kevin annett he
Must be lying mind' And Fiona Barnet..And all the others, mind you clare short was reccomending at six years old kids and adults, should be able to co-habit.? Indeed
Be even lovers.' Now I'm no expert.' But
 i know where they are.' Full of good advice about not going far.' And washing your hands..What a revelation!
 I must say, its like
Blocking out the sun.' Who needs
 vitimans from the uv by day.? I heard of 
Dr Mike Yeadon he ran a drug company
 i beleive? then resigned over some 
health objective or tu'ther wadda'ya-say? saying?

Wha-supp now brother? Dr Vernon Coleman
Never heard of thst one.? I was much safer in my black-mould rich abode than, getting out and about in twenty twenty, twenty one
Dy'ya remember djochavic He's probably
dead and gone? into one those death wagons on every street or every other one.
Yes old lizzie ( shelled out ?)fourtteen 
million dollars, to keep Andrew safe and 
sound, i guess no one knows of Colonel Bush and
That dark winter 'war game planning' 
maybe another day, or year? as we say around
 this type of town..And those dratted files i hear about.? And all the lies in the world,
I do not see them in my mainstream news don't get me 
riled' don't patronise me I'm not like your
 child, i have ( my own views ) and i'm fixing it
On the very low price of ( lab doctored meats coming
Through!)
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Midwinter Solstice Con

As the Earth’s Southern Pole is pushed farthest 
Away from sun, Winter Solstice arrives.
The sleepy sun's up-time is, the shortest
It's been all this year, shortchanging our lives.

Sol has its sway and makes the shortest day.
Daylight dwindles to a feeble short glow,
The sun, embarrassed, hides its face away.
Knowing it's failed to deliver its show.

Though darkness still prevails, its hold will wane.
Sol relents, pays the rent, stays up longer.
With the extra sunshine, life will regain
Its vibrancy, springing back, growing stronger.

From now on, every day will be longer.
We can linger longer in the sunshine.
Bathing in the warm rays that grow stronger,
Until the Summer Solstice, brings decline.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member con sequ ences of the satanic

Con-sequen-ces to living, barriers un-forgiving scape of
Mean choice's denying sponteanous voices, you are free
To choose.! Yet maybe you could loose? Better restrain
Your views' As for the environment he will choose..him
The anti-one.' Voicer of reasons of much division makes
One.? Lover of diversity yet never enhancing modernity.?
Lowering the debate, to a feral state..Advice to save lives.!
While weilding the ultimate lie..Safe the directive.' Turns
Out it was defective.' Its all such a shock.! Experts eye the
Dock..Not as the doctor ordered.' Strange co-insidence 
Making up a potion to keep humanity ringfenced. No real
Co-hesion or plan (it was unknown to all humans) first
Was cold storage even needed.? In mask carcinogenic content,
Health impeded'
 Politicans were so vehement just one life lost.! to
Them was a (great cost?) Like they observed all things in small
Numbers.' Food defense,  spending agriculture all worked
In hundreds, Oh they were not used to numbering in
Millions.! Its all small scale just like the money.? Which
Is often less than ten bucks.?? Which they offer to the
Homeless when they are proving they don't care less for
Those who've served their country's who are now penalised
By these numptys.' who are virtue signalling addictive
Which imbues them with a large mantle of vindictive.'
As they serve and promote satan who owns them all through net gain of function' now zero rated..If not to
Say universally hated.? By all carbon sentient beings.'
They're forever looking yet not seeing.!
Form: Rhyme

con tenerezza

It ceases to be
                                                                 at least in it's present form
                                                                    than she spoke me as hers
                                                                      in the relevance of love
                                                                       might we stand together
                                                                         in the unity of being
                                                                                as lovers
                                                                                committed
                                                                                   devote
                                                                                 as friends
                                                                              together as one
                                                                                 a tribute to
                                                                                      Love
                                                                      in all it's understanding
                                                                             Love as it is defined
                                                                            with every opportunity
                                                                                 to be together
                                                                        and belong to one another
                                                                                    amorevole
                                                                             Love in every shade

From "Mention Me"
by A.Gar Boots
aka Dolce Araia
rewritten with permission
by: Calm Vallies of
Tree Moulds and Vapor Productions
a Oasis Music Co.
 kindness and tenderness
harmonious
harmonious
the transquilty of
Love
we as Lovers
con tenerezza
Form: Ballad

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