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Premium Member A Lone Ranger Mask

I'm feeling rather silly today

Not that that's so unusual

But I'm feeling even more silly than usual

Read on and methinks

You'll understand exactly what I mean

Have thoughts of what it would be like

To be a ravishing female

Rather than this hunk of male virility

That I am now

Of course I would be an absolute stunner

With a body to die for

Must stop... I'm getting all squirmy

How about if I became the ruler

Of a large African country and signed into law

That sex is officially permitted

In public places as long as you're wearing

A Lone Ranger mask

Oops! Methinks I may be stepping over the line

Alright, how about becoming a

Standup comedian with my own late night show

Now that's more up my alley

Good thing Leno and Letterman

Decided to call it quits

Guess they knew I was about to take over!

Perhaps I should go lie down a spell


© Jack Ellison 2014
Form: Narrative


Ed Mcmahon

He was Johnny Carson's sidekick for thirty years.
When he died, it was bound to bring about tears.
His fans are devastated from coast to coast.
He was a comedian and a game show host.
He co-hosted TV's bloopers and practical jokes with Dick Clark.
He was a very funny person but this man's death is very dark.
McMahon was one of the greatest performers that we've ever seen.
He even fought for our freedom in World War II as a Marine.
If someone says that he wasn't talented, it will be a lie.
He was a hero ans we all know that he was a great guy.

(DEDICATED TO ED McMAHON WHO DIED JUNE 23, 2009.)
Form: Rhyme

L@7

"Black Jack you say?"
"... why, yes, indeed I do play."

777 = 21 = U
666 = 18 = R
555 = 15 = O (dot)
444 = 12 = L
333 = 9 = I
222 = 6 = F
111 = 3 @ ' E'

Seven days a 'week'.
and.....
111 as binary = 7 Hex, 7 Dec, 7 Oct = 21 as in 12 as in 21 ... flapXXflap

The eights were done, for the luck. 888 = Another 24 golden hours.
24 = X marks the spot.
You have the puck. ;)
So said the duck.

get it? puck? hockey sticks??? L@7 duck?  like so it doesn't bonk your head?
quack quack? lol...

.... this is supposed to be fun and funny!

ROFL@7?... ah heck. Just laugh. lol ... get it LAUGH...  L@7 lol!


See, Carolyn, when I try to be funny, it doesn't work!  I fail at comedian school...
but what the heck. :) I try. xo
© Izzy Gumbo  Create an image from this poem.
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Just Make Her Happy

Every woman don't need sadness
Just be a comedian 
Just make her smile 
And you will smile forever
If She likes  to talk 
Talk to her 
If She likes to walk 
Walk with her
Just make her happy 
And you will smile forever 

Every woman don't need sadness 
Just be her joy 
And she will make you happy for ever 
She don't need your ego
She only need your time 
She don't need you to stress on her 
She just need you to be happy
She don't need you to smile alone
She want to smile together with you 
She don't need Just your presence 
She needs your attention 
Just make her happy and life will bless you with great fulfilment 

Every woman don't need sadness
So as every man needs happiness 
Gave her a smile and she will heal your soul
Gave her your heart 
And she will bless you with her soul 
Gave her yourself and she will gave you a world 
Gave her a world and she will show you heaven 
Gave her a life and you will live for ever

Every woman don't need sadness 
Every man needs happiness 
Gave her her due respect and she will gave you peace
Gave her her due honour 
And you will be respected forever
Always Buy  her gifts and you will be gifted for life
She don't need to cry cos of you 
Only cowards makes women cry all the time with a grieve 
Make her cry in pain 
Then she will show you hell on earth
So Just make her smile 
And life will forever smile back at you

I Love Paris

Paris is  this:
A comedian
on the street an accordion
that empties it"s
songs on the Seine ...
Summer is in the square,
From La Concorde or
anywhere, and the boulevards
crowded with cars
rolling ...
On the table bottle
 fine wine !
On the street beggars to controversy
the politics everywhere ...
They are always :
in train to discuss ...!
A decadent painter
paints a unique bleu sky,
two skinny italian
Chanel parade
on the sidewalk....
In the alley life is
bucolic and in a coffee
Piaf singing ... on
modernity one
 Voulzy repeats"Milady" without ceasing ...
The city is Paris all over
places ... latin quarter or
Montmartre only breathes
love there ... not
it's just lust
from bas fond or bar tabac:
The CAN CAN joy of
evolving legs
emotion ... even gives compulsion of
venturing around loving it ..
ah! Paris mon amour ... when
I'll be with  you over again ... when
you will enchant another time ...!


Premium Member I Am

I Am

Me-Created by God

Woman–I give freely, I am not a tightwad.

Wife–But not to Todd.

Mother–I do not believe in sparing the rod.

Poet–I love to write even if it is about a fly rod.

Comedian–Give me a nod.

Reader-My reading is not about sod. 

Dreamer–About the beach and catching a cod.

Leader–We are off like a flying squad.

Artist-Creative and odd.

Crafter–Making things that are mod.

Lover–Do not call the vice squad.

Traveler-Alone home or abroad.

Speaker-I love when they applaud.


A Rhyming Bio
Date Written: 5/2/2020 

2 Place    I AM: A LIST BIO CHALLENGE Contest Judged:5/25/2020
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
Form: List

Premium Member The Best Relationship

Is standing at the footlights, with
        a crowd, unknown and that you
        cannot see!
        With smoke billowing to the ceiling.
        You share your Funny Stories
        with total strangers.
        Suddenly, transformation.
        They love your jokes instantly.

        Only, they were not jokes.
        I was totally sharing me.
        It's akin to falling in love.
        You absolutely are fearless!
        You just let go!
        Then you and the audience
        become one in festive fun.


      November 22, 2019
***Panagiota~ retired stand-up
Comedian:Chicago and S.F.
Credits to my comedy teachers:
Tom Dressen- Comedian;opening act for Sinatra
Tim Reed-" WKRP in Cincinnati"***

Us

I want to love  you 
I want you to love me 
I want us to love one another 
Always have each other back 
Your best interest at heart 
Boy thats a fact
I want to show you things 
You've never seen 
I want to see what we can bring 
With both of us together is that enough 
Lets see , about us

Us 
Thats you and me 
Is this what its  suppose to be 
Us lets try 
You and I

My friend 
My rollie 
My buddy 
My homie 
The guy who makes me complete 
Never feel lonely 
My comedian 
My laughter (thats what I need)
My guidance 
My counselor 
Friends first 
Thats a plus 
You are more than enough 
You My calm when it gets rough 
You have helped me with alot of stuff 
I need a real one 
Thats true 
Boy I need you 

Us 
Thats you and me 
Is this what its  suppose to be 
Us lets try 
You and I

Us 
Yes 
That sounds great 
Clap your hands if you can relate 
(Repeat 1x)
Us 
Thats you and me 
Is this what its  suppose to be 
Us lets try 
You and I
Repeat until chorus fades 
Written by Concetta Hardnett 
06/07/2026

Premium Member Stop Praising Satan

now I am a little tired
and I am a little jealous
and devil, Lucifer Satan
what ever yo name is
I'm so tired of giving you praise
when most of the time
it's my choice process, yes
sometime it's me and it's never you

now I just remembered
a comedian named Flip Wilson
he used to play a part, a women called Jeriadean
and her motto was this-------
"The devil made me do it"
"The devil made me do it'
sometimes it's me and it's never you

well I got news for ya
not all the time its old Lucifer;
sometimes it's Bill, Jill, William or Phil;
you know we all got wills;
and I must confess
it's not always him it's us
sometimes it's me and it's never you

So resist the devil ole Lucifer, Satan
tell him to flee
before he really gets to you
it's not always him
sometimes it's you and me
so let's stop praising him 
by calling all our situations, burdens by him
sometimes I am my own worst enemy
stop praise Satan, giving him a small victory;
so when your wrong just be wrong, repent;
and when he's in your mind and you do at this time accept;
resist him and he will flee
what does God say "rebuke him"
So resist the devil ole Lucifer, Satan
the father of lies, no longer welcome here;
and I won't give up just to left him in
so I go the throne to the altar to repent my (not his) sins;
because it's not always him;
sometimes its me and it's never you;
so I'm just gonna stop blaming you
because in doing so I and inadvertently  praising you

written by James Edward Lee Sr. (c)2017 
June 26 2017
Form: Lyric

Premium Member My Dear Friend Is Gone

My good friend was here yesterday
He and I were laughing and joking
Together. He was a very funny comedian
I’m shocked, I don’t know what to say
I’m speechless like a cold and timid hen
Everybody was praying for him to leave after spring
I guess God had another project, another plan
What a pity! My dear friend is now gone
Nobody knows anything about his destination
I wonder if he’s now living in a different nation
Under another blue sky, where birds fly like angels
Or under dark clouds, where frogs sing like crazy devils
My good friend is no longer here. He left with the wind
When the sun stopped shining. He was a good friend
It’s sad when a brave friend leaves unannounced
Without the sound of the bell of the old Cathedral
I am hurt. It is painful. I feel being sadly trounced
My friend left in a hurry, perhaps to live in another capital
Darn! My good friend was here yesterday
He and I were talking and watching
TV together. He quietly quit. He went away
He vamoosed before the arrival of spring.

Copyright © November 2025 Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of several poetry collections.
Form: Rhyme

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